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BIG F@%KING SWORD

he/him

5.0

(22)

TOP GM

Timezone

America/new York

Language

English

Identity

Published Writer
Artist
Teacher/Educator
Game Designer

About BIG F@%KING SWORD

Fluent in GIFs and puns alike, I, as your GM, am here to bring your fantasies to reality. To craft a shared world where you can be the Hero (or Villain) you have always wanted to be. Whether that is with something prewritten or a custom creation where you are able to recreate your favorite Anime, Movie, TV Show, Video Game and so forth. If interested in my StartPlaying Credentials, I have been chosen to represent both 5th Edition and its 5.5e revisions during the following Events: πŸ… Players Handbook Celebration (2024) πŸ… Dungeon Master's Guide Celebration (2024) πŸ… Monster Manual Celebration (2025) So, with 1,000+ Paid Games under my belt, not a single TPK (or permanent Player Character Death) to date (despite keeping things challenging), a 5 Star Review Rating across the board and being chosen for a number of important StartPlaying Events, you can trust that you will have a satisfying D&D experience with a cooperative & knowledgable GM who will fulfill your desired experience at the Table.

At a glance

4 years on StartPlaying

1030 games hosted

Highly rated for: Creativity, Rule of Cool, Knows the Rules

Average response time: Under 1 hour

Response rate: 100%

Top Game Master

One of StartPlaying's top-rated GMs, a player favorite and highly recommended.

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I became a GM because

I wanted to create a Table where I have always wanted to play.

The three words my players would use to describe me are...

Player-Centric Worldbuilding & Rules

How BIG F@%KING SWORD runs games

As a Player, you can expect the following: πŸ“Œ Free rein to be creative at the Table. Flavoring things in all manner of ways. πŸ“Œ No restrictions on your Species/Class/Subclass selections unless a Game's Story otherwise demands it. πŸ“Œ The ability to learn Skills, Feats and more well beyond the normal limitations of 5.5e. This may include Class Teaching. πŸ“Œ Earning unique Abilities, Talents and other similar Boons that set you apart from others. πŸ“Œ Treasure and Magic Items galore, including your own Property such as a Keep or Headquarters. πŸ“Œ Interesting Locations, NPCs and Encounters to interact with dynamically and organically. πŸ“Œ Your Character's Backstory will both matter and become integral to the Game(s) you participate in. Additionally, you recieve a thorough Player Primer to ensure the best experience possible at the Table and (if applicable) a more 1:1 Session Zero. This can include: the determination of a Game's Difficulty (which can be tailored to each individual Player), the maturity level of a Game and which Pillars of Play (Social, Exploration & Combat) are more or less focused on ―――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――― One-on-One Play is also encouraged here. So if you prefer to have a whole Game devoted to your Character and their experiences, feel free to request that kind of Game. ⭐ This includes Play-By-Post Games.

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My games focus on...

Creating as much fun for the Table to enjoy. Be that peculiar NPCs, challenging Combats or helping Players enact their desires, even if it may go against the Rules from time to time.

When it comes to voices

I have a fair number of go-tos. And should I assign an NPC such a voice, you can be assured of a memorable Session (if not Sessions) and perhaps even find yourself having them along on future Adventures and the like, where they will help make every moment unforgettable.

BIG F@%KING SWORD's ideal table

My Table is where you can leave your worries behind, enjoy yourself and have fun. Where laughs can be as commonplace as epic battles and dire stakes, so if you enjoy having a good time where you can relax and feel heroic, you will find yourself in the right place!

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I love it when a player

Decides to get creative in how to deal with an Encounter, choosing an alternative path to brawn and expanding on the Social (RP) and Exploration Pillars.

I think min/maxing...

Is perfectly fine. I even have a Scaling System to accommodate my own Homebrew, which makes my Players stronger. But it should always be understood that I can do anything you can do.

BIG F@%KING SWORD's Preferences

Game style

Roleplay Heavy

Combat Heavy

Rule of Cool (RoC)

Realm Building

Social