When You're Here, You're Family: An Olive Garden "One-Shot"
Your party, Knights of the Garden of Olives must defeat Little Ceasar, the halfling crime lord, to retrieve the Holy Garlic and save the Gardens
$22.00
/ Session
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Weekly / Thursday - 9:00 PM UTC
Session Duration / 2–2.5 hours
3 / 7 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
You are the knights of the Garden of Olives, sworn to protect the sanctity of the Holy Cloves. You are awoken early in the morning by the Sovrano with a terrible message: the Sacral Garlic has gone missing. She has an idea of the crime and the criminal, but you must be the ones to retrieve the Holy Garlic or risk the destruction of the Garden itself. This game will start at level 7, using almost entirely homebrew subclasses and a ton of silly spells like Italian Hands and Conjure Lasagna. We'll design your characters together to make this the most absurd and fun mini-campaign we possibly can.
Game style
Rule of Cool (RoC)
Roleplay Heavy
Game themes
Meet the Game Master
About me
Hi lads, lasses, and all ye besides! I’m Sam, I've been a DM for about 5 years, consumer of D&D shows for 10, and avid reader and artist for my life. I’m queer and AuDHD, and all of those identities are extremely welcome at my tables, as are any others. I intentionally take time to make each of my players feel safe, as well as endowing them with absurd amounts of creative agency. The only things not accepted or tolerated at my tables are bigotry, abuse, and anything that makes other players feel unsafe. Also, I’m an artificer in real life, which is the most fun way I can think of to say I make handmade TTRPG dice, character art, maps, and minis!
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Creating your character
Everyone will start at 7th level, and we’ll do character creation as our first session. I’ll handle all of the books and math, all you need is your creativity, sense of humor, and joy. We'll roll 4d6 drop the lowest for stats, but you can bring a pre-made character if you like!
What to expect
Preparing for the session
We’ll do everything together! Webcam is only necessary if you want to be on screen, which is an option but not required. You will need a mic, speaker, or headphones, Discord, and a working internet browser, but all else is prepared!
What Sam brings to the table
I come with maps, minis, and an endless amount of snaking plot. In addition, I have an absurd amount of accents and voices, improv experience, and a well-honed D&D Beyond account. I've spent many years improving homebrew worlds for characters and players, and adore doing this. I'll likely make maps and homebrew content specifically for your adventure and also spend most of my time making TTRPG dice and custom character art. We’ll play Rule of Cool (as long as it doesn’t break the game) and all improved input and world-building is accepted and appreciated!
Homebrew rules
Most of this campaign is homebrewed, including the things below (players are not limited to these, they're just options). I allow an extra object interaction OR ability check per turn, and drinking a potion can be a bonus action or action. I homebrew a lot on the fly as well, and am always happy to listen to shenanigans. Subclasses Artificer - Garlic Bread Baker Bard - College of Cuisine, College of Garlic Bread Druid - Circle of the Garden Paladin - Oath of Permesean Cleric - Garlic Bread Domain, Bakery Domain, Cheese Domain Sorcerer - Bread and Garlic Butter Bloodline
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
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Safety
How Sam creates a safe table
Everyone will fill out a consent form prior to any gameplay, and I'll make sure that none of the ticked issues come up. I'll also send out a Session 0 sheet which we can all talk about together! Everyone is always welcome to leave a session if they're uncomfortable, and my DMs are always open for any issues or concerns. We also use a stoplight system where any player can send up a red, yellow, or green light to show that they are uncomfortable. Players can also message me privately. We will also do debrief and stars and wishes depending on the players' preferences.
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