Thirsty Sword Lesbians: Oops, All Pirates!
Gay. Pirates. Wide open seas. What more do you need?
$22.00
/ Session
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2 players following this game
Bi-weekly / Friday - 11:30 PM UTC
Oct 16 / Session 3
Session Duration / 2–2.5 hours
Campaign Length / 5–20 Sessions
6 / 7 Seats Filled
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Meet your party members
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About the adventure
Get read to be a wonderful queer on the high seas, with our wonderful beautiful selves. Led by Captain Obediah Rosenberg, you will create and navigate all of your gay, useless chaos. Get ready for absutrdity. You'll make plenty of it yourselves and I'll bring a fair share. We'll make our characters together, plan our crew together, pick our ship together, and decide on the setting and plot together.
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Meet the Game Master
5.0
(28)
2 years on StartPlaying
567 games hosted
Highly rated for: Inclusive, Creativity, Beginner Friendly
About me
Hi lads, lasses, and all ye besides! I’m Sam, I've been a DM for about 5 years, consumer of D&D shows for 10, and avid reader and artist for my life. I’m queer and AuDHD, and all of those identities are extremely welcome at my tables, as are any others. I intentionally take time to make each of my players feel safe, as well as endowing them with absurd amounts of creative agency. The only things not accepted or tolerated at my tables are bigotry, abuse, and anything that makes other players feel unsafe. Also, I’m an artificer in real life, which is the most fun way I can think of to say I make handmade TTRPG dice, character art, maps, and minis!
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Creating your character
We'll do character creation together by choosing Playbooks from the TSL handbook. The characters will be more detailed through Session 0, and I fully expect them to grow and become full characters as we play.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
We’ll do everything together! Webcam is only necessary if you want to be on screen, which is an option but not required. You will need a mic, speaker, or headphones, Discord, and a working internet browser, but all else is prepared!
What Sam brings to the table
I come with decades of storytelling and art, plus a bunch of TaleSpire maps! I have an absurd amount of accents and voices, improv experience, and a well-honed D&D Beyond account. I've spent many years improving homebrew worlds for characters and players, and adore doing this. I'll likely make maps and homebrew content specifically for your adventure and also spend most of my time making TTRPG dice and custom character art. We’ll play Rule of Cool (as long as it doesn’t break the game) and all improved input and world-building is not only accepted but appreciated!
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
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Safety
How Sam creates a safe table
I’ll be sending everyone safety tools beforehand to make sure that all boundaries and triggers are respected. Session 0 will be intros and character creation help, and red/yellow/green cards will be used throughout, as well as the option to anonymously message me at any time. Breaks will be taken when needed, and there will be a debriefing afterward, as well as Stars and Wishes. All feedback is appreciated!
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