The World Doesn't Care If You Die | D&D 5e Lvl 5-20 🧨🦝

Creating your character

Craft your own unique town to drop into the world. It is part of the lore now. Other tables will see it on the map. Your background isn't made from some list, you write half, the world writes the rest. All 2024 options plus Artificer & Gunslinger

Preparing for the session

All you need: Discord, free D&D Beyond account. Foundry VTT runs in-browser - no downloads or subscriptions needed. Never played before? I'll teach you the rules as we go. Questions before committing? Message me to discuss your experience and expectations. I respond within the hour when online.

What Elias brings to the table

Your character's story drives the campaign. I build plots around your goals, not force you into mine. Foundry VTT handles the mechanics, you handle the decisions. - Scenarios that flex to player choices, no scripts. - Session Zero: you pick your starting hook from a handful of options to shape the campaign. One Piece meets D&D - not always pirates, but same energy. Long arcs. Absurd comedy that blindsides you when it actually hurts. Characters chasing audacious goals. Five nations. An empire fracturing. Elemental hordes, vampire civil wars, collapsing governments, and a brand new democracy trying to survive its first year. The world is on fire in seven directions. Which one you put out or make worse is on you. One session is a three-hour shopping spree. The next is a four-session dungeon crawl. Then a beach episode. Then a flashback that recontextualizes everything. The players drive the pacing. ⚔️ Levels 5-10: Regional heroes. Your name starts meaning something. 🌍 Levels 11-15: Growing threats. The fires you ignored are spreading. 💀 Levels 16-20: Reap what you sow. Every choice you made is coming home. Fried with spice for players who'd rather clean up their own catastrophic mess than follow a script.

How Elias creates a safe table

High intensity needs a guarantee. This table is neurodivergent and queer-friendly as foundational design, not accommodation. Different communication styles, processing needs, and identities aren't exceptions-they're expected. Zero tolerance for harassment, gatekeeping, or weaponized rules-lawyering. If someone makes the table unsafe, you won't have to deal with it. Your comfort > any game. Session Zero builds our social contract: Breaks (pause anytime, no explanation needed), Consent Checklist (boundaries before play), and Stars and Wishes (tell me what you like and what you want more of).