Valor High: What if Hogwarts, Greendale, and UA was one school?

About the adventure

You feel yourself losing three inches of height as you strap on your backpack, and heave yourself out the door. You were able to talk your mom out of walking you to your first day of school, (thank god) and the sight of fellow students hunched under backpacks of their own assures you you're walking in the right direction. You round the corner, and there it is; Valor High. Two wizard towers, one black, the other blood red, frame the school's mad science building. Bright purple and green lights flash from the buildings glittering windows. To your right hear the harsh grinding of metal against plaster as the multipurpose room transforms itself from an auditorium to a cafeteria. Past that lies the buildings sports field, where seven mechs wrestle each other on the ground. You hear whooshes above you as student fly in on their brooms, hover boards, magic carpets, and jetpacks. Valor High, the preeminent school for witches, space marines, battle butlers, thieves (gentlemanly and other), monster slayers, monster trainers, monsters, and accountants, amongst others. A wonderous cocktail of nervousness and excitement courses through your body as you make your way through the entrance. You catch a flicker of blue light as the schools portal rips open and the schools foreign exchange students start streaming through. Leprechauns, , trolls, and other humanoids of various shapes and sizes start swarming around. A Valkyrie swoops over your head and the ground begins to quake beneath your feat a cyclops falls in stride with you. "First day?" He asks with a kind smile. You nod back and his smile broadens. "You'll get the hang of it freshman." You are about to reply when a searing white light rips through the sky and strikes the schools lightning rod and impossibly loud thunder ricochets within your ears. "Ah the warning bell," the cyclops says. "Do you need any help finding your first class?" You hike up your backpack and shake your head. The cyclopes cocks his head and gives you a warm smile. "Well then, good luck, and welcome to Valor High."