Acquisitions Incorporated: Dragon Coast Branch

About the adventure

"Thank you for your purchase of a partial share of the soon-to-come Dragon Coast Branch of Acquisitions Incorporated! In the wake of disaster, we've managed to acquire the last surviving piece of architecture in the greater Starmantle area: the Starpoint Watch Lighthouse! Enjoy scenic views from the top of this spacious installation in-between building the greatest adventuring brand Faerun-nay, Toril-has ever seen! Report to the Starpoint Watch Lighthouse with the included Golden Acorn on your person no later than 10:00 AM on Ches 19 or you will forfeit your partial share. If you signed on with this company and expected refunds, you should have done better research. On behalf of Omin Dran, CEO of Acquisitions Incorporated, Cleric of Tymora -Certainty Dran, Secretarian, Head Office, Acquisitions Incorporated

Additional Details

How to prepare

A camera is not necessary for anything except verification of physical dice rolls, but a microphone is preferred for efficiency of the game. A basic knowledge of D&D is preferred, although I can help you with character creation in one of my Workshop Sessions, and I can get you up to speed enough for this campaign within one of those sessions.

What I provide

unbreakable enthusiasm, fair adjudication, and comedy through wordplay

Gameplay details

Rather than start at level 1 and travel through the Orrery of the Wanderer as written, I've imagined up my own branch of Acquisitions Incorporated in the Dragon Coast region of Faerun. Players will start at level 3, endure a test to ensure they're franchisee material, and then begin building their franchise up while performing jobs provided to them by the Head Office, who will take their cut of all payments. I will grab any and every hole left in your backstory to ensure that the tribulations experienced are meaningful to your characters on a personal level as they climb the corporate ladder, with options for cameos of beloved cast members.

Content warnings

(none)

Safety tools used

(none)

How will character creation work

Characters will start at level 3, with your choice of stat rolling system(point buy, standard array, roll 4d6 drop 1), although rolled stats will be subject to scrutiny(I'll have to watch the rolls happen if they're physical to ensure fairness, we can do this at any time before the session via Discord or Roll20). If you've brought a group, I'd suggest signing up for a Session 0 version of this game, so we can all create characters together and design your Franchise to your specifications within the region.

Players can expect

• Find a game to join solo or search for a professional game master for you and your friends/coworkers/family.
• Book your session and wait for the Game Master to approve you.
• If you don't have a blast with your first game, your next game is on us.