Too Old For This Sh*t | A D&D One Shot
After a life of adventuring, your party is ready to hang up their boots, but, for reasons outside of your control, you need to delve one last dungeon.
$15.00
/ Session
Details
Once / Thursday - 1:00 PM UTC
Oct 15
Session Duration / 3–4 hours
0 / 5 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
Your party has been adventuring together for 25 years. Although you have never achieved much more than local renown, you wisely invested your loot and plunder so that you would be able to retire someday. On the eve of that retirement, you are summoned to the tavern by the town council. It turns out that a brash, young adventuring party bit off more than they could chew, and you old farts are the only ones who can bail them out.
Meet the Game Master
1 year on StartPlaying
1 game hosted
Highly rated for: Inclusive, Storytelling, Creativity
About me
Compared to many, I'm pretty new to TTRPG, but I am in love. I love helping new players get a grasp on the rules. I love when a more experienced player sees an angle on the story that I didn't consider. The game and the story are living breathing things that everyone (including the dice) have a hand in writing, and that is beautiful. I'd love to tell a story with you sometime!
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Creating your character
2024/5.5e Core and Expanded Content No encumbrance, Milestone leveling Abilities: Standard Array or Point Buy Starting Gear: Any non-magical common gear is fine. Does not have to be the exact gear suggested by the PHB. Magic Items: 1 Rare, 1 Uncommon, 1 Uncommon Consumable (Potion or Scroll) Prior to the game, everyone will be assigned an age-related debuff based on the class in which they have taken the most levels.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
Create free accounts on Discord and DnD Beyond.
What Dan the Cake Boss brings to the table
I will provide a fun, welcoming table, complete with VTT maps, character tokens, Fog of War, and more.
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
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Safety
How Dan the Cake Boss creates a safe table
We have an Open Table policy. If anyone is overwhelmed by any subject matter and needs a break, just take one. No questions asked. If any topic is triggering or traumatizing, type an X in the discord chat (and continue doing so until I see it). We will tweak the topics/subject matter as needed to make everyone feel safe.
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