We Be Goblins! | Chaotic Dungeon Crawl | Beginner One-Shot
You are reckless and expendable goblins. The tribe needs fireworks, and failure isn’t an option... Chaos is guaranteed. Survival is not.
$25.00
/ Session
Details
Once / Friday - 7:00 PM UTC
Apr 10
Session Duration / 2–3 hours
0 / 6 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
In We Be Goblins, you play as a horde of 1st-level goblins on a quest to reclaim fireworks for your tribe, and prove your bravery to Chief Rendwattle Gutwad. The adventure is a fast-paced, beginner-friendly one-shot with: ✦ Wacky, dark comedy including outrageous challenges and goblin antics ✦ Dangerous foes and locales, including a goblin cannibal! The session is structured to deliver a complete story in one sitting. You’ll make choices that matter, survive improbable dangers, and experience a story that’s chaotic, hilarious, and memorable.
Game style
Combat Heavy
Dungeon Crawl
Game themes
Meet the Game Master
3 years on StartPlaying
533 games hosted
Highly rated for: Creativity, Teacher, Sets the Mood
Average response time: 5 hours
Response rate: 50%
About me
I’m the Norse GM—also known as Jórekr or JK—a lifelong storyteller from the wild and myth-steeped lands of Scandinavia. I grew up surrounded by long winters, old forests, and the quiet magic of northern folklore, and I strive to bring that same sense of wonder and depth into every game I run. Roleplaying games have been my creative heartbeat for over a decade, offering a space to tell stories, share laughs, and explore the unknown together. I’ve run dozens of adventures and campaigns for players from all walks of life, and I’m passionate about welcoming newcomers just as much as challenging seasoned veterans. Outside the virtual table, I’m a laid-back, thoughtful presence—always happy to chat, help with character ideas, or just nerd out over game mechanics and lore. I'm usually available for games on weekday afternoons and evenings (CET/CEST). Feel free to reach out if you want to chat before joining the table—I'm always happy to talk games!
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Creating your character
Pre-generated goblin characters for all classes provided. No prep required.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
— 𝗥𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗜𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦 — 🔹 A free Discord account 🎤 A decent microphone, preferably headset 🌐 A Chromium-based browser for optimal Foundry performance — 𝗢𝗣𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗔𝗟 — 📷 Webcams are preferred, but not required! Please also make sure you have a good microphone and enough time to stay engaged throughout the session. Your focus and engagement helps bring the game to life!
What Jórekr • The Norse GM brings to the table
The Norse GM provides access to 𝗙𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗿𝘆 𝗩𝗶𝗿𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗧𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗼𝗽 and all other materials required for play including: ✦ Stunning, high-quality maps that bring every location to life ✦ Dynamic character and creature tokens ✦ Immersive Storytelling ✦ Tactical, fast-paced combat encounters ✦ Striking visual effects ✦ Rich soundscapes and music to set the perfect mood
Equipment needed to play
Computer
Internet
Microphone
Headphones
Platforms used
Safety
How Jórekr • The Norse GM creates a safe table
✦ We will use the Deck of Player Safety at the beginning of the session to set boundaries and expectations ✦ A 5-minute break will be taken halfway through the session ✦ The X-card is always in play if something crosses a line ✦ This game may explore mature or graphic themes, but the priority is always a safe, enjoyable experience
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