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Elf Punks Must Die! - FREE GAME - D&D 2024
So damn pretty. So damn talented. These 5 elves are so far beyond any of us. If only they were good people... But they're not. Elf Punks Must Die!
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Weekly / Monday - 11:30 PM UTC
Apr 20 / Session 6
Session Duration / 2.5–3.5 hours
Campaign Length / 5 Sessions
6 / 6 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
It’s been a rough college application camp at Briddlescott Magic Academy. The dwarves were demolished, the gnomes got gnarly, the humans lost all humanity. But the few elves… They flourished. Somehow. The golden crop, the 5 magical chosen ones, just that special season of a few exceptional individuals with pointed ears and attitude doing all kinds of foolish, forbidden, exciting magic. So. Welcome to college. We got in. And if we target the elves one by one… I think… That the Elf Punks must Die!
Game style
Roleplay Heavy
Game themes
Meet the Game Master
About me
I have been roleplaying for decades, and I love it. I'm here to meet new and established players and give them the best games I possibly can. I have been published in science fiction and fantasy (Writer's of the the Future) and I love the genre. I treat my games with respect and a healthy dose of comedy, and I pride myself in adapting to your every move. I look forward to running a game for you!
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Creating your character
Create a character when you get here. D&D 2024 Please make sure you play a magic user. It is a magic school, after all! We will start at level 1. If you transfer in later, we will start you at the appropriate level. Any legal material is just fine. We will use the new site: gamefest.app Join the Elf Punks Must Die (EPMD) FREE game. Beginners and experts alike are welcome, and I will be there to assist.
As long as you play a caster, a character who primarily uses magic, you're fine!
What to expect
Preparing for the session
No preparation needed, I'm going for quick and intense. Having said that, if you would like to think about your character’s motivations for… perhaps… considering murder… then that’s cool. Think about what you want to play, and roll with it! Honestly, most of the details will come out in roleplay, and that’s a wonderful thing. Don’t worry about preparation much, we’ll do character stats and portraits when you start the game.
What Doc brings to the table
I excel at roleplay, and there will be plenty of that. I am also good at worldbuilding, and have a rich setting that I hope you will enjoy. I do so love intense, elegant descriptions, and deep, plot driven stories! We are basically rules as written for this game, though the occasional rule of cool may sneak through. You will certainly encounter creatures and spells that you have never seen before. I do try to use some voices, although that is not my strong point! We will use some maps for combat, though we will also use theatre of the mind. Many of the images will be AI generated, although the story, plot, writing and concept will be mine (and a mix of stuff I’ve written or read or watched or imagined for more than 60 years…). I am extremely flexible, and will adapt to whatever moves you wish to make in-game. I do not seek to limit your player agency. I will, however, not allow any bullying or abuse of any players. I just won't. Should this happen, your money will be refunded and you will be asked to leave. This is a safe place. I realize that in this situation, I am working for you. I appreciate you, and will give you my best in return.
Homebrew rules
I use a small romance mechanic, it is optional and non-intrusive.
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
Webcam
Platforms used
Safety
How Doc creates a safe table
Anyone can take a break whenever they wish, including missing a session or two, without penalty. Anyone may request a fade to black without penalty. The safety of the group and the individual is our main concern. At any time, any player may comment on their concerns, and we will discuss them immediately (Luxon Technique).
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