đłïžâđ KILL HITLER, DRINK BLOOD, BE GAY: Eat the Reich for Pride
Crush the Reich with fangs and furyâplay undead commandos storming Nazi Paris to kill Hitler and end the war in blood.
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$20.00
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Once / Saturday - 6:00 PM UTC
Jun 28
Session Duration / 3.5â4.5 hours
2 / 6 Seats Filled
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Schedule
Meet your party members
2/6
About the adventure
Paris, 1943. The Nazis control the city. Their greatest weapon? Werewolves. Your solution? Vampires. Welcome to Eat the Reich, a pulp action TTRPG where you and your fellow players take on the roles of undead commandos dropped behind enemy lines with one mission: storm Hitlerâs zeppelin atop the Eiffel Tower and drink him dry. Powered by the rules-light Havoc Engine, this game emphasizes cinematic combat, creative problem-solving, and gleeful destruction of fascist forces. Expect high-octane action, absurd amounts of gore, and big, bold character moments. This game is for players who want something fast, violent, and unapologetically anti-fascist. If you love over-the-top supernatural power trips, chaotic teamwork, and reclaiming power through play, you're in the right place. No prep is neededâcharacters are pre-generated, the mission is clear, and the tone is pulp-meets-vengeance. Think Inglourious Basterds meets Blade, with a little Jojoâs Bizarre Adventure thrown in for flavor. This table is designed first and foremost for marginalized playersâqueer, neurodivergent, BIPOC, and others who deserve safe, bold spaces to play hard and have fun. If youâve ever wanted to punch fascism in the face as a bat-winged horror or occult aristocrat with a haunted sabre, Iâll hold the door open and hand you a Blood Point. Let's make something unforgettable.
Game style
Combat Heavy
Dungeon Crawl
Rule of Cool (RoC)
Theater of the Mind
Game themes
Meet the Game Master
5.0
(9)
Less than a year on StartPlaying
7 games hosted
Highly rated for: Creativity, Inclusive, World Builder
About me
Hi there! Iâm Spenser (he/him), a professional Game Master who specializes in dynamic, story-rich tabletop experiences for all kinds of adventurers. I bring creativity, flexibility, and a deep love of collaborative storytelling to every sessionâcrafting worlds that feel alive and characters that truly matter. Iâve been running games for years and love blending immersive worldbuilding with player-driven chaos. Whether itâs your first session or your hundredth, my table is a welcoming and safe spaceâespecially for queer, BIPOC, and neurodivergent players. Everyone deserves a seat at the table where they can be seen, heard, and celebrated. Expect engaging roleplay, evolving character arcs, thoughtful safety tools, and a balance of structure and spontaneity. If youâre ready to co-create something unforgettable, letâs roll.
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Creating your character
Players will choose from six pre-generated vampire commandos, each with unique abilities, gear, and personality. No prep neededâjust bring bloodlust.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
A stable internet connection A microphone (webcam optional but welcome) Access to Discord for voice and text chat A free Alchemy VTT account (link will be provided) No rulebook reading or prep requiredâIâll teach you everything you need to know Characters are pre-generated and will be chosen at the start of the session Bring creativity, collaboration, and a taste for vampire-fueled vengeance
What Spenser brings to the table
I provide a high-energy, cinematic experience built on collaboration, creativity, and catharsis. Expect vivid scene-setting, character voices, ambient music, and dynamic pacing designed to keep the story moving and everyone engaged. I lean into narrative choices, the Rule of Cool, and player-driven spectacle over rigid rulesâespecially in a game like Eat the Reich, where style and impact matter more than tactical precision. You'll get full onboarding to the system, safety tools, pre-generated characters, and an Alchemy VTT space ready to go. Whether you're new to TTRPGs or a veteran looking for something wild and different, I aim to create a welcoming, inclusive spaceâespecially for queer, neurodivergent, and BIPOC playersâwhere everyone gets to shine and tear fascists apart with flair. Let me know if you'd like to include anything about session pacing, spotlight balancing, or emotional safety follow-up (e.g. aftercare).
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
Platforms used
Safety
How Spenser creates a safe table
Player safety and comfort are my top priority. Before each session, I provide a digital Lines and Veils & Consent Checklist form that all players can fill out privately. We'll go over the results in a brief Session 0, along with tone-setting, safety tool explanations, and any personal boundaries that need to be respected. During play, I use the X, N, and O system via Discord messaging for privacy, and I also support Traffic Light and Open Door tools. If something feels off, it can be paused, edited, or removed without question. After the game, I offer optional aftercare, including check-ins via Discord or a group debrief, to make space for reflection, celebration, or emotional decompression. My table is especially built for marginalized players, and I do everything I can to ensure that it stays welcoming, respectful, and affirming for everyone.
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