Aquisitions Incorporated  | NOW HIRING | Join us at The Orrery!

Aquisitions Incorporated | NOW HIRING | Join us at The Orrery!

Join Acquisitions Inc. to seize a powerful artifact! Navigate corporate absurdity, epic quests, and legendary profits in the Orrery of the Wanderer!

TYPE

Campaign

LEVELS

1–6

EXPERIENCE

Open to all

AGE

18+
2 NEEDED TO START
$10.00

/ Session

Details

Weekly / Friday – 8:00 PM UTC

1–4 Hour Duration

1 / 5 Seats Filled

About the adventure

This campaign of The Orrery of the Wanderer will be run as a Play-by-Post (PbP) adventure, primarily utilizing Discord as our virtual tabletop environment. As your Franchise Manager, I'll be guiding our narrative, portraying NPCs, and adjudicating the rules of D&D 5th Edition. Expect a blend of high adventure, corporate hilarity, and moments where your tactical acumen (and ability to fill out paperwork) will be equally tested. My background as a professional author means you can anticipate rich world-building, detailed scene descriptions, and ample opportunities for your characters to truly shine through their roleplay. In a PbP game, communication is key. We'll be operating on a flexible but consistent schedule, with players expected to post at least once every 24 hours (EST), and I'll be providing daily updates. This format allows for thoughtful responses, detailed character interactions, and strategic planning, giving everyone time to craft their posts and delve deep into their characters' motivations and reactions. We'll use specific Discord channels to keep our communications organized: dedicated areas for in-character narrative, out-of-character chat (the "Water Cooler" ☕), dice rolls (handled by Avrae 🎲), and even a direct line to my office for private queries 📞. My gaming style embraces the "Rule of Cool" – if it's awesome and makes for a great story, we'll aim for it! However, Rules as Written will always be present to ensure fairness and consistency in our shared world. Expect a balance of challenging encounters, witty dialogue, and the occasional absurd corporate directive that will undoubtedly lead to both profit and peril. Great for Beginners! New to Dungeons & Dragons, or perhaps just to the world of Acquisitions Incorporated? Fear not! This campaign is designed to be welcoming for new players. I'll be happy to guide you through character creation, explain rules as we go, and ensure you feel comfortable jumping into the adventure. Everyone starts somewhere, and we're excited to help you become a seasoned franchisee. As a bonus, all ACTIVE players will receive access to my extensive D&D Beyond content library, including a plethora of sourcebooks, monster manuals, and adventures. This ensures you'll have all the resources you need at your fingertips to create your ideal character and delve deep into the lore of the world. We're here to build a legendary Acquisitions Incorporated franchise together, so bring your creativity, your collaborative spirit, and prepare for an adventure that's truly... good for business!

Game style

Roleplay Heavy

Play By Post

Rule of Cool (RoC)

Rules as Written (RaW)

Meet the Game Master
Veteran
Neurodivergent
Published Writer

Less than a year on StartPlaying

About me

Greetings, Adventurers! I'm thrilled to invite you to a journey into the fantastic worlds of Dungeons & Dragons! As a passionate player myself, I've spent countless hours exploring epic tales, battling fearsome foes, and forging unforgettable memories at the table. Now, I'm excited to step into the role of Dungeon Master and weave new adventures for you. By trade, I'm a professional author, and my greatest passions lie in world-building and roleplay. I thrive on crafting immersive narratives and bringing vibrant settings to life, always with a keen eye for character depth and compelling stories. While this may be my first time guiding a Play-by-Post (PbP) campaign as a GM, I come with a solid foundation as a PC in various adventures. I love seeing characters come to life, fostering engaging narratives, and creating a collaborative and fun environment for everyone. I'm dedicated to providing a rich storytelling experience where your choices truly matter. Whether you're a seasoned veteran or new to the world of D&D, I'm eager to explore fantastical realms and tell amazing stories together. Get ready to roll some dice and embark on a grand adventure!

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Character creation

Creating your character

Franchisee Onboarding: Character Creation Protocol Welcome, future Acquisitions Incorporated agents! Before you can start acquiring, we need to get your profiles in order. Character creation for this adventure is a crucial first step in building a top-tier franchise, and we've streamlined the process for maximum efficiency. Phase 1: Initial Character Development * All players will create a Level 1 character. We recognize and adapt for 5th Edition rules all 5e and 2014 sourcebooks. * You are welcome to create your character on D&D Beyond. Basic classes are available for free, or you can opt to wait until you have access to the Franchise Manager's shared materials for more expansive options, including specialized Acquisitions Incorporated items, spells, and equipment. * When creating your character on D&D Beyond, please ensure you tick the "Legacy" tag. Be advised: sourcebooks from our "Partners" are strictly prohibited in this adventure, as per corporate policy. Phase 2: Backstory & Refinement (Session 0) * Once you've been granted access to the Discord server, you can connect directly with the Franchise Manager in a private "Session 0" meeting. * During this session, we'll delve into your character's backstory, ensuring it seamlessly integrates with the Acquisitions Incorporated universe and the unique demands of The Orrery of the Wanderer. This is also your opportunity to make any final adjustments to your character. * Homebrew Policy: Any homebrew elements may be considered, provided they strictly adhere to the "Rule of Cool" and receive explicit approval from the Franchise Manager. Remember, innovation is encouraged, but corporate synergy is paramount! We're excited to see the diverse array of talent that will join our ranks! Prepare your dossiers, sharpen your pencils (or your blades!), and let's get ready for an adventure that will redefine your understanding of "business casual."

What to expect

Preparing for the session

Franchisee Pre-Deployment Checklist: Preparing for Optimal Operations To ensure a smooth and successful integration into your new Acquisitions Incorporated franchise, please review and prepare the following essential items. Timely completion of this checklist will contribute significantly to your overall mission effectiveness and, of course, your personal advancement! Required Accounts & Software: * Discord Account: Our primary hub for all communications, roleplay, and mission directives. You'll need a Discord account to join our server. * D&D Beyond Account: This is where you'll create and manage your character. You can create a free account with access to basic classes, or wait for access to the Franchise Manager's shared materials for more options. * Avrae Bot (Discord): While you don't need a separate account for Avrae, familiarity with its commands is highly recommended for efficient dice rolling. Links to Avrae's cheatsheets and UI will be provided. Hardware Requirements: (Optional) * Microphone: A functional microphone is required for our private Session 0 meetings on Discord, where we'll discuss your backstory and make final character adjustments. While not strictly required for daily PbP, it's essential for these initial discussions. * Webcam: A webcam is not required for this Play-by-Post game. Pre-Game Preparation: * Review Rules: While not strictly mandatory to read every rulebook cover-to-cover, reviewing the provided "Franchise Operations Manual" and "Franchise Code of Conduct" on our Discord server before the game starts is highly encouraged. This will familiarize you with our specific PbP style and expectations. * Character Creation: You will need to create a Level 1 character on D&D Beyond. You can do this immediately with free options or wait for shared content. Remember to tick the "Legacy" tag on D&D Beyond and note that "Partners" sourcebooks are prohibited. * Backstory Development: Be prepared to discuss your character's backstory in a private Session 0 with the Franchise Manager. Think about how your character fits into the Acquisitions Incorporated world! Homebrew is welcome if it aligns with the "Rule of Cool" and is approved. By arriving prepared, you demonstrate dedication to the franchise, ensuring a smoother onboarding process and more time for actual adventuring (and profit!).

What DM Cryptic brings to the table

Franchise Management: What Your GM Provides As your Franchise Manager, my primary directive is to provide an engaging, memorable, and ultimately profitable (for the story, if not always for your character's hit points) adventuring experience. Drawing from my background as a professional author, you can expect a game shaped by: * Rich World-Building & Immersive Descriptions: I thrive on crafting detailed environments, vibrant NPCs, and a living world that reacts to your actions. Expect descriptive prose that sets the scene, whether it's a bustling market, a forgotten dungeon, or a corporate boardroom. * Deep Roleplay & Character Focus: Your characters are the stars of this show! I encourage and provide ample opportunity for you to explore their personalities, motivations, and growth. While I don't typically do distinct character voices in a PbP format, I'll strive to make each NPC's dialogue unique and impactful, allowing for rich interactions. * Dynamic Visuals & Assets: To truly immerse you, I'll provide custom-designed handouts, maps, and images. Expect visual aids that bring the world to life, from corporate memos and rival faction insignias to detailed battle maps and evocative character art. * Balanced Gameplay: My games embrace the "Rule of Cool" – if it makes for an incredible story moment, we'll find a way to make it happen! This is balanced by a strong adherence to Rules as Written for fairness and consistency. Combat will be tactical and intense when appropriate, but also dynamic and narratively driven, ensuring every encounter feels meaningful. * Ambient Enhancement (Mental Only!): While I won't be providing ambient music or sound effects directly (it's a PbP game, after all!), I'll use evocative descriptions to set the mood, inviting you to imagine the perfect soundtrack for your character's triumphs and tribulations. * Structured PbP Facilitation: You can rely on consistent daily posts (EST), clear communication, and organized channels on Discord to keep the adventure moving forward. I'm here to facilitate the narrative, answer questions promptly, and ensure a smooth operational flow for our franchise. * Resources & Support: All players will receive access to my extensive D&D Beyond content library, providing a wealth of options for character creation and lore. I'm also committed to making this a great experience for beginners, offering guidance on rules and character development as needed, ensuring everyone feels comfortable and confident in their role as a franchisee. Ultimately, I provide a dynamic, collaborative storytelling environment where your choices matter, the stakes are real, and the absurd corporate humor of Acquisitions Incorporated is always just around the corner. Get ready to embark on an adventure that's truly... good for business!

Homebrew rules

Homebrew & Campaign Progression: Crafting Your Franchise's Legacy My table embraces a flexible and collaborative approach to the rules, particularly when it comes to player-suggested homebrew. I'm a firm believer in the Rule of Cool: if a homebrew addition is awesome, narratively compelling, and genuinely enhances the game for everyone, we'll work together to make it fit within our Rules as Written framework. Don't hesitate to pitch those unique ideas – innovation, after all, is key to any successful Acquisitions Incorporated franchise! Furthermore, your actions and interests will directly shape the unfolding narrative. While we begin with The Orrery of the Wanderer as our foundational mission, this campaign will be heavily fleshed out based on your decisions, character backstories, and creative approaches to challenges. I'll be utilizing D&D 5th Edition assets and sourcebooks to build out the world in response to your choices. Should your franchise decide to go "off the beaten path," I'll provide subtle hints and opportunities to guide you back towards the core adventure objectives, but ultimately, the journey is yours to command. This is a long campaign, cooked up by player actions and interests, and it will ultimately conclude at the end of the published adventure.

Equipment needed to play

Internet

Mobile Phone

Computer

Platforms used
Safety

How DM Cryptic creates a safe table

Franchise Welfare: Ensuring a Secure Operational Environment The success of any Acquisitions Incorporated franchise hinges on the safety and comfort of its personnel. My table is committed to fostering an inclusive, respectful, and emotionally secure environment for all franchisees. We believe true adventure flourishes when everyone feels safe to explore and grow. * Pre-Game Transparency: All players will receive a link to our Lines and Veils document to privately communicate any topics to avoid or approach with caution. Your boundaries will be respected without question. * Session 0 Discussion (Optional, but Encouraged): This is a dedicated space to discuss expectations, comfort levels, and reinforce safety tools. We can openly discuss shared lines and veils and clarify communication preferences. * Active Consent & Communication: If something in the narrative or an OOC comment causes discomfort, please reach out immediately. You can message me privately in the <#dmcryptics-office> channel, or use our designated safety tools. * Digital Safety Tools: We will primarily utilize 🛑, ⛔️, & ⚠️ emoji via direct message or bot command in Discord for quick, discreet communication: * 🛑 (Stop): Immediately stops the scene with a "Fade to Black in the next Post. Offending content will be deleted from channel. * ⛔️ (Rewind/Fast-Forward): Indicates discomfort; we'll skip or go back. PM me to discuss the veil and all accommodations will be made to change the direction of the scene, rewind, or "fade to black" if desired. * ⚠️ (Pause/Okay): Acknowledges content or needs a moment. Not really an issue on PBP Servers, as pauses happen organically but can also be used to establish caution or warn of line or veil that is perceived to be encroached upon. * Aftercare Protocol: If a scene causes distress, I will reach out privately to check in, offer space for discussion, and adjust future content. My goal is to support you and ensure you feel heard and respected. * Respectful Environment: Our Franchise Code of Conduct mandates respectful communications and inclusivity. Any violations, in-character or out-of-character, will be addressed swiftly. Your enjoyment and psychological safety are non-negotiable assets for this franchise. By working together, we ensure every adventure is exciting, challenging, and, most importantly, a comfortable experience for everyone. Please keep in mind not all of the below listed content warnings will be present in this game. I listed them for the purpose of giving fair warning that that may. It is entirely dependent on character responses to the Lines and Veils questionnaire on the Discord.

Content warnings

Safety tools used

Frequently asked questions