Jenna

About me

32 years old. A general nuisance if it's fun and nobody really minds. A bit snobbish over details and right and wrong. I have no idea what I'm doing here but it would be neat to learn to play D&D. I like stories and G. I. Joe and Transformers and the 2004 4kids.tv version of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, so don't expect me to create characters in bikini armor (because bikini armor doesn't stop poison or deadly arrows even for a magical elf). I don't know what I'm doing here, and I'm okay with that. Just look at the kitty. Isn't she a pretty kitty? That's right, keep looking at the kitty in the picture *makes a secretive and unidentified motion and your wallet goes missing* How did that end up at a local shelter with hungry people? So weird. Who, me? I get a pay cut for finding it. There's no money left in the wallet? Bummer. There's a bank in a nearby forest? Yes, it sounds shady. Yes, it's suspicious. It's totally fine. It's run by forest elves.