About me

Welcome, brave souls! I’m your Dungeon Master, the chaotic puppetmaster of dice rolls and doom. I live to weave epic tales and unleash kobolds, traps, and questionable NPCs on unsuspecting heroes like you. Expect thrilling adventures, a sprinkle of sass, and just enough nonsense to keep you guessing. I’m here to make sure your heroes shine—or hilariously crash and burn. Bring your A-game, because I’m not above bribing the dice gods with coffee to spice things up. Let’s roll! Help this midlife crisis nerd not have to get a second job to buy more dice and electronics. 😂

GM Style

I serve up a balanced 50/50 split of roleplay and combat, so you’ll be swinging your sword as often as you’re sweet-talking the kobold out of his. I’m not the best at voices and horrible at accents, but that will not stop me from still trying 😅, so brace for some hilariously questionable attempts at a southern dwarven drawl. I stick to about 95% 5e RAW with just a sprinkle of homebrew rule tweaks to keep things spicy, because who doesn’t love a little chaos with their d20? Expect a mix of epic battles, witty banter, and the occasional curveball to keep your party guessing—let’s roll with the punches and make some legendary memories!

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