Waaagh! on Mosh-Pit Prime: Smashin' Bugs & Boyz
Paradise is a planet where Orks and Tyranids fight forever. Join the mosh pit, fight bugs, and smash other Boyz. Waaaagh!
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Weekly / Sunday - 7:00 AM UTC
Session Duration / 3–3.5 hours
Campaign Length / 16+ Sessions
0 / 6 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
Lookin' for a good fight? Welcome to paradise, ya gits! Forget thinkin' and plannin' - that's for humies and weirdboyz. Welcome to Mosh-Pit Prime, a planet that's basically one giant, joyous battlefield. It's perfect: endless waves of Tyranid bugs to krush, shoot, and chop, all day, every day. It's the most beautiful mosh pit in the galaxy, and you're invited. Don't expect any fancy strategy or deep conversations; just expect a whole lot of Waaaagh! energy. Smashin' Bugs, Bashin' Headz. Playing an Ork Boy means embracing the simple, brutish fun of existence. If it moves, you should probably try to hit it. Tyranids are great because they just keep comin', and they're loud when they pop. But the fun doesn't stop there. Ork hierarchy is built on strength, and you'll constantly find Kommandoz and Nobs tryin' to prove they're tougher than you by pickin' fights. So, you'll be brawlin' internally just as much as you'll be choppin' bugs. Hierarchy challenges are mandatory, hilarious, and definitely not meant to be taken personally. How We Play: Comedic Carnage. This is Wrath & Glory Tier 1. We start with simple Ork characters. The focus is purely on light-hearted fun, absurd Ork logic ("Red paint makes it go faster!"), and over-the-top action. Expect combats that might involve accidental explosions, ridiculous arguments over shiny loot during a fight, and improbable victories built on sheer enthusiasm. We embrace the comedy: maybe your shoota jams, so you throw it at the Tyranid; maybe you get in a head-butting contest mid-battle. Who It's For: This game is perfect for anyone who wants a break from the serious, gritty side of Warhammer. It's great for new players who want a simple introduction to the Wrath & Glory rules without worrying about complex mechanics or lore. It's also for veterans who just want to turn off their brains, speak in a bad Ork accent, and roll dice while shoutin' "Waaaagh!" If you enjoy low-stakes combat within a chaotic, cooperative (mostly) environment, this mosh pit has a spot for you.
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Meet the Game Master
5.0
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Less than a year on StartPlaying
Highly rated for: Creativity, World Builder, Knows the Rules
About me
This section asks to list my experience GMing and my experience with tabletop games. This almost baits me to brag, so the following answer is in matter of fact fashion, to the point. - "Tabletop games" is a broad category, so I will skip Monopoly, Scramble, Mafia, Splendor, Fallout, Cards against Humanity, Uno, Carcassonne etc. Only to say, yes, I thoroughly enjoyed those games. - Started off at school as Warhammer fan, but I found I liked painting minifigs with friends way more than core rule-book games. I liked communal aspect, and connection, so I gathered them, made it a point to schedule during year 9 and 10. - Hosted D&D club back in middle school and high school (GCSE and A-levels for my fellow Brits), we ran classic dungeon crawls in 3e, had a blast painting minifigs, organising and hosting all whilst introducing new players into the hobby. - Throughout university years and up until now, hosted TTRPGs both in private and public groups (Uni clubs and local Game stores wherever I happened to live at the time), ever since covid run campaigns online via Discord. - D&D 5e, WoD (including Mage the Ascention, Werewold the Apocalypse 3e, and Vampire the Masquerade), from Talsorian: Witcher and fully chromebooked cyberpunk 2020. Overall, I am a classic forever GM, who even got to play here and than, as most of my players ended up graduating into GMs, each for their individual reasons. I love people, and I love gifting them with fleeting connection of private good times.
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Creating your character
DM me on Discord, I will walk you through the process, or choose from a set of premade characters.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
Message me on Start Playing that you consent to all sessions being recorded for quality and training purposes. You will need: Stable internet connection Email Verified Discord account Working microphone and camera, with other relevant input devices (like mouse and keyboard) Playful mood and snacks (half joking, the snacks are optional)
What Michael brings to the table
Immeasurable yet unmistakable loving outpour of soul into my craft 10+ years of fine tuning live experiences to the deepest desired of players at my table. Swift and easy conflict resolution (not that there should be any) Curated community of veteran players eager to answer any and all questions, or simply to joke with. Lived-in world of past players with opportunity to leave your mark for the future generations after you All rule-books necessary on hand, as well as expert knowledge of the rules.
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Internet
Computer
Microphone
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How Michael creates a safe table
Overall discussions of lines and veils before the session. Judgement free Open Door policy and ability to change in-game whatever is going on without a question - is all available to the players.
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