Glenn Duncan

Have you ever been amazed with an encounter? Had your mind BLOWN? Mindf**ed even? Have you ever sat down with your character sheet and been sucker punched in the soul genitals SO F'ING HARD by an immersive experience so amazing, that you gotta to the store at 3 A.M. in your undies because you need to replenish the electrolites that just blew out of your body? Ever experienced that so deep in the brain that your spirit gets evicted from your body and arrested by spirit cops because it's neighbors kept filing noise complaints on account of the unstifleable moans and pleasure screams? If you're one of the unlucky few who havent (poor bastard) take a quick sec, sit down a scooch an try to imagine that exact experience BUT, with this guy... image the spirit cops join the dice orgy and the neighbors get arrested on false charges with planted drugs. And just because they didn't call sooner so the spirits cops could have made character sheets for sesh' zero, I'm not good at description, but try to imagine explaining to someone how to successfully screw a enraged buffalo if you've never done it before and know nothing about angry buffalo, sex or explaining things and that is the exact level of difficulty I am having trying to explain how good of a time you will have at the table.except I've fucked bison before, er... well you know what I mean.