A storyteller seeking a captive audience.

About A storyteller seeking a captive audience.

I am a long time veteran of all things good and nerdy in the world. I started playing DnD in the bad old days of the moral panic over "satanic rituals" in a game that taught rosy cheeked boys and girls how to cast spells. Yes that really happened, in the local pub they branded our small community as those "cultists". In their defense, maybe it was a bad idea to bring my Demon the fallen handbook. But we now live in the age of the geek. Geek is the new sheek as the kids are calling it. So I am here to offer up my services as a professional story teller. Maybe you are looking for a good old fashioned dungeon crawl, mixed in with some intriguing story as to why the hell would someone build a bar above a dungeon that has a dragon lair in its darkest depths. I am joking of course, but I am very familiar with all revisions of DnD from ADnD to the latest 5e. I ama huge fan of Salvatore and Drizzt Do'Urden and Icewind dale. I also have a well developed home brewed fantasy setting. But maybe regular fantasy is not your cup of tea. Maybe you want a story set it an epic fantasy setting. In which you play a heroic demi god, that is perfection itself, under whose will entire armies march in lock step, whose very words can make empires rise and fall or a sorcerer that can shape reality itself to do his bidding. Or maybe you wish to play a subtle agent of destiny that shapes the fate of the entire world. Whatever character you chose, know this. Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely. In the end you will be your own worst enemy. If this sounds like something you will enjoy than I would be honored to spin you a tale of heroic deeds in White wolf's Exalted system and setting. Perhaps you find fantasy all fine and good, but sometimes, well too cheerful and bright, you know? Oh my poor sweet, summer child. What do you know of true existential darkness. Come and I shall tell you a story of a world covered in it. A world that is a twisted reflection of our own - vampires roam the streets and the halls of power, stalking their prey and doomed to be locked in an eternal war as payment for the sins of their father. Werewolves hunt in the great wilds, once noble defenders of the natural world, turned rage fueled murder machines due to their inability to stop man kind's destruction over the natural world. Mages try to desperately find relevance in a world that no longer believes in their existence and as a result retreat into their minds, driven mad by the very fact that creation itself rejects their abilities. Even the dead cannot find peace. Welcome to the World of darkness. As for those that love a good sci fi story, mixed in with some mystery and horror I will love to be your guide in the setting of Warhammer 40k, through the Roleplaying game "Dark heresy". Take on the role of an agent of the brutal Inquisition and hunt down threats to the Imperium. Be they of an alien, demonic or heretical nature. Please report any strange mutations or maladies of the spirit, aka hearing a booming voice in your head "Blood for the blood God, skulls for the skull throne" to your nearest superior for a complimentary shot to the head. That will happen, count on it. I will probably not get too attached to my character if I were you. I am joking of course. I try my best not to kill Player characters. I tend to get invested in them and it feels like I have lost a good friend. I also would not require you to learn any rules before we start playing. Before we start the first session I will have a 1:1 discord call with each player so to discuss what kind of character they want. I will walk you through the rules for creating the character and will suggest optimal builds to get the best bang for your buck. From you my friends I require only interesting ideas, leave the hundreds of pages of rules and spells to me. I will teach them to you as we play. If my style of Story telling sounds like something you will enjoy, please contact me and let us create some amazing stories together.