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🏰 Dark Tower: Sue the Gods, Keep the Loot [FREEmium-Open table]
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$21.75
/ Session
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Weekly / Monday - 1:00 AM UTC
Session Duration / 3 hours
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Meet your party members
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About the adventure
At Melo & Associates, we specialize in Aggressive Dungeon Litigation (via Shadowdark RPG). We are looking for a few "Expert Witnesses" (Adventurers) to help us settle a massive property dispute buried deep beneath the earth! THE FACTS OF THE CASE. THE DEFENDANTS: A messy custody battle between the Opalescent White Tower of St. Terragnis ✨ and the Dark Tower of Raamlat 🐍. THE NEGLIGENCE: These two massive structures have been locked in a subterranean war for centuries, causing lethal working conditions and unauthorized undead loitering on the surface! 📉 THE VENUE: The legendary Dark Tower module by Jennell Jaquays. WE FIGHT FOR YOU! 👊 We don’t just explore dungeons; we execute HOSTILE TAKEOVERS. We will descend into the cavern, navigate the bureaucracy of traps, and hold the minions of Raamlat accountable! Our "Legal Team" needs: ⚔️ Enforcers (Fighters) 📜 Contract Specialists (Wizards) 🙏 Mediators (Clerics) 🗝️ Asset Recovery Experts (Thieves) WARNING: Shadowdark RPG is a high-stakes legal system. Torch timers are strict. Lethality is high. Settlements are paid in gold, XP, and glory. 📞 CALL NOW FOR A FREE CONSULTATION! 📞 Don't let the Dark Tower settle out of court! DM me immediately to join the class-action lawsuit of the century. #DarkTower #ShadowdarkRPG #DungeonLaw #Compensation #TTRPG #OSR #AssetRecovery ---- Join our Open Table! Drop in and out as your schedule allows - perfect for busy heroes. This is a beer and pretzels kind of game, the goal is to laugh, socialize and have fun. Two ways to play: Free: [Crawlers] Deadly mode [ON] • Death timers are always 1. • DC 18 INT to stabilize dying. OR $21.75: [**Arcanist**] Premium Arcanist get access to: 🥇Guaranteed slot for any game over free users. 🧙♂️ Access to any published class. 👽 Any ancestry option. 🍀 Start each session with 1d4 Luck Tokens and pulp mode ❤️ Advantage on talent and HP rolls. 🏡 Bastion. Free starter bastion to call your own. 🧑🌾 Hirelings. Special NPCS that aid you when the going gets rough. 📜 Adventurers insurance. Die a gruesome death? All your assets including level may be passed down through your will and testament to your next PC. 🛠🧙♂️ Magic item crafting and enchanting. via pg. 282 📰 Personalized adventure bingo card. Completing rows on the bingo card will net you XP, treasure and more! --- If you are a veteran or active military please msg me for a discounted rate.
Game style
Dungeon Crawl
Meet the Game Master
5.0
(28)
1 year on StartPlaying
48 games hosted
Highly rated for: Creativity, Teacher, Rule of Cool
Average response time: Under 1 hour
Response rate: 100%
About me
As a seasoned chef by trade, when I'm not whipping up culinary masterpieces in the kitchen, I'm a tabletop RPG Game Master, conjuring fantastical worlds for brave adventurers to explore. I bring my chef's touch to the table, running lighthearted "beer and pretzel" games where laughter flows freely. My games run primarily on Foundry Vtt, using discord for voice and video. My DM style is improvisational and i love to make things up on the fly and use silly voices. I've run games for my local FLGS for 8 years and 10 years in total, as well as teaching role playing games as part of afterschool clubs for 3-5th graders and 5-8th graders. Using my years of experience, i've run tables as big as 12 players with ages from 60+ to as low as 4! Very open to trying new and different RPG's and stepping out of my comfort zone, experience is the mother of wisdom! Check out my youtube for my live play series to get a feel for who i am!
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Creating your character
You will create a lvl 3 PC using https://shadowdarklings.net/ [Crawlers FREE players] Core 4 classes only. Core ancestry only. Premium Arcanist get access to: 🧙♂️ Access to any published class. 👽 Any ancestry option. ❤️ Advantage on talent and HP rolls. You may then send the .json file over to me thru discord (Lordofcardboard) and i can get you input into the game!
What to expect
Preparing for the session
You will need access to discord for voice and possibly video if you feel comfortable. No game experience necessary! Hell, you don't even need a computer! (but it sure helps)
What DM 'Ironheart' Melo brings to the table
💿Access to Foundry vtt 📚Access to all official material of the Shadowdark RPG including cursed scroll zines through google drive. 🤪Expect silly voices, lots of puzzles, the chance for combat and the ever present shadow of death 🧙♂️My gm style is high improv and i reward puns and jokes and 'do something crazy' playstyle| Do not expect a highly overly serious game, levity is my bread and butter.
Homebrew rules
Free: [Crawlers] Deadly mode [ON] • Death timers are always 1. • DC 18 INT to stabilize dying.
Equipment needed to play
Computer or Mobile Device
Microphone
Platforms used
Safety
How DM 'Ironheart' Melo creates a safe table
We will be using a simple 'Pause' for any safety or game concerns/clarifications. At any moment a player may call for a 'Pause' and all game action will stop and we can address any concerns, whether it be something they don't feel comfortable with or just over-all rules questions. The aim of the game is to have fun and get some laughs in. At no point should anyone feel uncomfortable.
Content warnings
Safety tools used