Burt!

n/a

5.0

(61)

Timezone

America/chicago

Language

English

Identity

Veteran

Neurodivergent

Artist

Teacher/Educator

About Burt!

In the modern world of relentless monotony, you might be looking for a Burt!. Not quite an NPC and not quite a PC, but something in between. I’m here to serve as your Boredom Tech Support©, turning a few hours at the table into something immersive, engaging, and memorable. I’ve been running tabletop RPGs for over two decades, building worlds, guiding stories, and helping players step into characters that matter. I focus on games where choices have weight, scenes move with purpose, and the world responds to what you do rather than forcing you down a script. Sometimes that means intense narrative play, sometimes it means open exploration, and sometimes it just means having a damn good time rolling dice with friends. I run everything from classic D&D to Pathfinder to Warhammer 40k Wrath & Glory, and I tailor each game to the group at the table. Whether you’re here for deep roleplay, tactical combat, or a balanced mix of both, my goal is to make sure the session feels complete, coherent, and worth your time. My table is inclusive and welcoming, with a firm expectation of mutual respect. Everyone deserves a space where they can enjoy the shared act of imagination without nonsense getting in the way. In character, things can get strange, dangerous, or intense. Out of character, the table stays calm, friendly, and drama free. When the call to adventure sounds, I’m ready to guide the way. Let the dice roll, the pages turn, and the story unfold. “Knowing where the trap is; that’s the first step in evading it.” Frank Herbert, Dune Maybe, I mess with them for the fun of it. Maybe I don’t. Burt!, the other day No nasty R’s. Rude, racist, or repugnant behavior will not be tolerated at the table.

At a glance

4 years on StartPlaying

833 games hosted

Highly rated for: Creativity, Storytelling, Rule of Cool

Average response time: 16 hours

Response rate: 75%

Featured Prompts

I became a GM because

I truly enjoy the task.

People are always surprised when I tell them

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When I'm not running games I'm...

making games.

How Burt! runs games

A Burt! offers a diverse array of gaming styles. Whether you're seeking serious roleplaying, a wild, munchkin filled game, or a tightly woven, narrative driven adventure, a Burt! has you covered. If you’re in the mood for an anarchically open world full of random encounters, a Burt! can handle that too! No matter which style you choose, a Burt! brings an understanding, calm, and patient (yet firm!) approach to gameplay. A Burt! views the game as a fun experience with rules, not a scripted reenactment. Always respectful of players' needs, a Burt! encourages communication about any considerations that should be addressed before, during, or after the game. Above all, a Burt! is dedicated to ensuring that you and your friends enjoy a few hours of pure, unadulterated adventure. Let a Burt! guide you through a thrilling game that will leave you with unforgettable memories! To adventure! Huzzah!

Burt!'s ideal table

My table is collaborative, character driven, and focused on momentum. I design games where player choices matter, scenes move with purpose, and the story reacts to what you do rather than forcing you down a script. Players who fit best at my table enjoy engaging with the fiction, making decisions in character, and leaning into consequences, good or bad. You do not need to be a rules expert, but you should be willing to participate, share spotlight, and take the world seriously enough to play inside it. Tactical thinkers, roleplayers, and curious newcomers all do well here as long as they respect the group and the tone of the game. The vibe at my table is grounded and immersive with room for humor when it naturally arises. I aim for tension, mystery, and payoff rather than constant chaos or meme play. Out of character, the table is welcoming, respectful, and low drama. In character, things can get dangerous, strange, and intense. If you like games where the GM is prepared, the world feels alive, and your actions genuinely shape what happens next, you’ll probably feel at home at my table.