Burt!

About Burt!

In the modern world of relentless monotony, one might seek a Burt!. Not quite an NPC and not quite a PC, but something uniquely in between. A Burt! is here to serve as your Boredom Tech Support©, infusing mundane moments with adventure, excitement, and immersive roleplay. Gaming history is rich with stories spun into intricate worlds. A quiet army of Burt!’s has been absorbing the creative energies of generations, distilling these narratives into a series of tabletop adventures. Each Burt! is a Master Game Guide with a twist, crafting fantastical tales full of whim, wonder, and whatnot. With over two decades of experience, a Burt! has refined the skills needed to guide players on extraordinary journeys, self-discovery, personal growth, or just plain fun. From classic D&D quests to the complex worlds of White Wolf Games and the dramatic action of Wrath and Glory, a Burt! embraces a wide range of gaming preferences. A Burt!’s approach is inclusive*, welcoming all participants to the shared joy of group imagination. Whether diving into serious narratives or exploring open worlds, a Burt! tackles every challenge with enthusiasm, dedicated to ensuring each player finds delight in the experience. As a custodian of enjoyment, a Burt! encourages adventurers to appreciate the diverse paths to merriment and memorable moments. So, when the call to adventure sounds, trust in a Burt!. A reliable guide, ready to roll the dice and venture into uncharted territories. Let the dice play, pages turn and the adventure unfold! “Knowing where the trap is; that's the first step in evading it.” - Frank Herbert, Dune "Maybe I mess with them for the fun of it, maybe I don't." - Burt! *Exceptions to my inclusion rules: No nasty R’s! Rude, Racist or Repugnant, behavior will not be tolerated at the table!