About me

In the modern world of relentless monotony, one might seek a Burt!. Not quite an NPC and not quite a PC, but something uniquely in between. A Burt! is here to serve as your Boredom Tech Support©, infusing mundane moments with adventure, excitement, and immersive roleplay. Gaming history is rich with stories spun into intricate worlds. A quiet army of Burt!’s has been absorbing the creative energies of generations, distilling these narratives into a series of tabletop adventures. Each Burt! is a Master Game Guide with a twist, crafting fantastical tales full of whim, wonder, and whatnot. With over two decades of experience, a Burt! has refined the skills needed to guide players on extraordinary journeys, self-discovery, personal growth, or just plain fun. From classic D&D quests to the complex worlds of White Wolf Games and the dramatic action of Wrath and Glory, a Burt! embraces a wide range of gaming preferences. A Burt!’s approach is inclusive*, welcoming all participants to the shared joy of group imagination. Whether diving into serious narratives or exploring open worlds, a Burt! tackles every challenge with enthusiasm, dedicated to ensuring each player finds delight in the experience. As a custodian of enjoyment, a Burt! encourages adventurers to appreciate the diverse paths to merriment and memorable moments. So, when the call to adventure sounds, trust in a Burt!—a reliable guide ready to roll the dice and lead you into uncharted territories. Let the pages turn and the adventure begin! “Knowing where the trap is—that's the first step in evading it.” - Frank Herbert, Dune "Maybe I mess with them for the fun of it, or maybe I don't." - Burt! *Exceptions to my inclusion rules: No nasty R’s—rude, racist, or repugnant behavior will not be tolerated at the table!

GM Style

A Burt! offers a diverse array of gaming styles. Whether you're seeking serious roleplaying, a wild, munchkin-filled game, or a tightly woven, narrative-driven adventure, a Burt! has you covered. If you’re in the mood for an anarchically open world full of random encounters, a Burt! can handle that too! No matter which style you choose, a Burt! brings an understanding, calm, and patient (yet firm!) approach to gameplay. A Burt! views the game as a fun experience with rules, not a scripted reenactment. Always respectful of players' needs, a Burt! encourages communication about any considerations that should be addressed before, during, or after the game. Above all, a Burt! is dedicated to ensuring that you and your friends enjoy a few hours of pure, unadulterated adventure. Let a Burt! guide you through a thrilling game that will leave you with unforgettable memories! To adventure! Huzzah!

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