The Lesbean Coffeehouse and the New Brew

The Lesbean Coffeehouse and the New Brew

Thirsty Sword Lesbians, Powered by the Apocalypse RPG on Roll20, Discord

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  • Duration: 2.5 to 3.5 hours

  • Number of players: 2 to 6 players

  • Experience required: None

Price per player-session

About the adventure

Thirsty Sword Lesbians is a queer RPG. If you'd love angsty disaster lesbians with swords, this is for you. In this game, after a life of wielding swords, your Thirsty Lesbian selves decided to open an independent coffee shop. The Lesbeans Coffeehouse is a coffee shop on the border of the fantastical worlds you come from, a refuge between them and established in an otherwise normal, earth-like metropolis. There's something about this latest brew you've concocted though. Something strange. Something that might make you need to pick up your swords again...


2 years on StartPlaying

84 games hosted

Highly rated for: Inclusive, Creativity, Storytelling

Additional Details

How to prepare

Check out to get a sense of what the game, characters, and abilities are like. There are some actual play videos here: But just bring a sense of fun and willingness to build the character you want to play. "Yes and!"

What I provide

I'll bring a break from the land of Heteronormia. We all need one of those.

Gameplay details

We'll use Lines and Veils ahead of time and the X Card and “Open Door” in game.

Content warnings


Safety tools used
  • Breaks
  • Lines and Veils
  • Open Door
  • X, N, and O Cards
How will character creation work

Character creation is part of the world building that we'll start off with. You choose "moves" (special abilities) for one of the archetypes: The Beast: Following your truth and passions, in conflict with civilized norms, your truth competes with fitting in with a dominant social order. (e.g. ranger, lycanthrope, raised by beasts) The Chosen: With special status and relationships come crushing expectations of others against your inner truth. (e.g. magical princess, pop idol, the chosen one) The Devoted: A selfless protector, your devotion is pitted against self-care. (e.g. sidekick, champion, protective friend) The Infamous: Once a participant in wicked deeds, will you repair the harm, seek forgiveness, despair, or find a new place to belong? (e.g. former villain, escaped henchperson, veteran of dishonor) The Nature Witch: Deeply connected to your environment (but not people), you face the growth that their explorations will require from them and those who love them. (e.g. oblivious, beacon of kindness, plant geek babygay) The Scoundrel: A hero of action and intense physicality, you yearn to explore new horizons versus committing to purpose or security. (e.g. "shimbo" pirate, diva fencing champion, dashing jewel thief) The Seeker: Having left a toxic society, you pit tradition and upbringing against justice and developing your personal values. (e.g. immigrant from the land of Heteronormia, enclave-raised, privileged background) The Spooky Witch: A weirdo who does your own thing, you navigate pressures to conform versus your own desires or those of their monstrous friends. (e.g. spell dancer, nerdy alchemist, speaker for the unseen) The Trickster: Devious and calculating, you desire closeness while fearing vulnerability. (e.g. businesslike spy, endearing charlatan, cold mastermind)

Players can expect

  • Combat/Tactics: Medium
  • Roleplay: Medium
  • Puzzles: Low
  • Experience Level: None

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