Paranoia: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Friend Computer

About the adventure

GLORIOUS CITIZENS OF ALPHA COMPLEX! DO YOU LOVE FRIEND COMPUTER?* ARE YOU HAPPY?* DO YOU SEEK A SHORT, YET GLORIOUS LIFE SERVING YOUR FRIEND THE COMPUTER AND FELLOW CITIZENS IN TROUBLE SHOOTING OUR MAJESTIC AND ABSOLUTELY SAFE IN EVERY WAY COMPLEX THAT HAS KEPT US ALL ALIVE AND SAFE FOR THESE LAST 214 YEARS?** DO YOU HATE THE MUTANT, THE TRAITOR AND THE COMMUNIST?*** ARE YOU A MUTANT, TRAITOR OR COMMUNIST AND YOU ARE SEEKING TO TURN YOURSELF AND FELLOW TRAITORS IN TO DIE WITH DIGNITY?**** LOOK NOW FURTHER CITIZENS!* ALPHA COMPLEX NEEDS YOU, A BRAVE AND LOYAL CITZEN TO BE CONSCRIPTED INTO TROUBLE SHOOTING DETAILS IN ORDER TO SEEK OUT ANY TROUBLE IN ALPHA COMPLEX AND SHOOT IT. WIELD DANGEROUS AND INCREDIBLY LETHAL WEAPONS! BRAVE THE BOUNCING BUBBLE BEVERAGE VATS IN SEARCH OF COMMUNISTS! POSSIBLY REVEAL THE FACT THAT YOU ARE A SECRET MUTANT AND BE EXECUTED FOR HIDING THAT FROM YOUR FRIEND THE COMPUTER!* ACT NOW! AND REMEMBER, HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY!* *failure to comply, refusing the love and friendship of the computer and a lack of general happiness is treason punishable by summary execution. the computer is your friend. **arguing about what year it is is treason punishable by summary execution. the computer is your friend. ***failure to hate mutants, traitors and communists is an act of treason punishable by summary execution. the computer is your friend ADDENDUM: hatred is in itself an emotion that is treasonous and punishable by summary execution. happiness is mandatory. the computer is your friend. **** revealing you are a traitor, a mutant or a communist is a treasonous offense punishable by summary execution by your fellow loyal troubleshooters. the computer is your friend.

Additional Details

How to prepare

i'll need you to have a mic, a discord account and a roll20 account. that's all you need! also, you might want to keep a notepad handy for later on to take notes.

What I provide

i'll bring dice bots, and music for ambience as well as if we feel inclined to use roll20 maps for when the knives come out.

Gameplay details

That information is above your clearance citizen! ... but seriously: paranoia is an incredibly high mortality comedy game where the over all goal is to entertain each other by dying in the most absurd ways possible. even knowledge of how the rules work can be regarded as a treasonous offense punishable by summary execution. this is 100% a comedy game last one standing wins.

Content warnings

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Safety tools used

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How will character creation work

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Players can expect

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