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Kobolds Ate My Baby!

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About the adventure

The Classic Beer & Pretzels Roleplaying Game For kobolds in the service of King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) their life will undoubtedly be silly, brutal, and short. They may be crushed by cows falling from the sky. They may be obliterated by meteorites, betrayed by friends, or brained by frying pans. They may cheerily march to their death upon the beaks of chickens or from the tentacles of eldritch magicks. If they are really lucky, they may survive long enough to bring back a tasty treat to the Kobold Caves and avoid becoming lunch themselves. In KOBOLDS ATE MY BABY! you are a KOBOLD! Being cannon fodder has never been this much fun!

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How to prepare

No preparation needed. However, if you would like to review the game book or print out a character sheet, feel free.

What I provide

We will bring some preset adventures, an in-depth knowledge of the game and much silliness!

Gameplay details

Overall gameplay is a silly, over the top display of stupidity and bad decisions by the kobolds. A typical session may be that King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!) has requested you go into the town to retrieve food for the feast tonight. On the way you may encounter some townsfolk or other nasty foes, like chickens!!! The kobolds will try their best (which is actually pretty bad) to get some tasty food and maybe even a BABY for the King. They will get hurt, probably die at least once and ultimately wind up disappointing King Torg (ALL HAIL KING TORG!).

Content warnings

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Safety tools used
  • Lines and Veils
  • Open Door
How will character creation work

Character creation happens during the session. The Mayor (GM) will have you roll up your stats and may even give you some horrible death checks during the process!

Players can expect

  • Combat/Tactics: Medium
  • Roleplay: Medium
  • Puzzles: Low
  • Experience Level: None

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Price per player-session
You will be charged when a session starts

$20.00

Information
  • Duration: 3 to 4 hours
  • Number of players: 2 to 6 players
  • Experience required: None
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