A Pirate's Life For Me

Dungeons & Dragons 5e on Discord, Theater of the Mind

Dungeons & Dragons 5e


Theater of the Mind

About the adventure

* (FREE MERCH) 1 handmade leather dice tray will be shipped to players who complete their 10th session in a campaign with me * SEEKING STRONG WILLED ADVENTURERS WITH AN INSATIABLE THIRST FOR TREASURE Are you a strapping young swashbuckler? Prepared to do battle to stake your claim on a mountain of glorious and filthy coins? The captain's hunger for treasure knows no bounds, and the stakes will only get higher as you go after bigger hauls. The end goal? Become richer than a nobleman's gluttonous inheritor and abscond into the night undetected.

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How to prepare

• Create your fearsome level 6 pirate or ask for one of my pre-generated options • I recommend downloading the "Fifth Edition Character Sheet" app, it's very streamlined and includes options from all official source material free of charge • You will need a Discord account to access sessions (there is an app for discord if you do not have a pc) • Mic required, video optional • You will also need your own dice or a dice rolling app

What I provide

I will be bringing a fun and engaging story to every session, as well as an ungodly amount of dice

Gameplay details

You can expect roleplay to be highly rewarded and to open up opportunity for inspiration, rare loot, side quests, and more X Cards - If a player feels uncomfortable with anything that comes up during gameplay, they can message "X" in the chat or by gesture in video to let me know that this topic is off limits and I as the DM will re-write the scene accordingly - X Cards can be played for any reason without fear of judgement or repercussion - No one will be asked to justify why they are playing an X Card and it will be respected immediately There will be scheduled 5 minute breaks each hour to attend to any personal needs By maintaining an open door policy I invite my players to prioritize their mental health by stepping away from the table if necessary at any point during session

Content warnings
  • Alcohol Use
  • Blood
  • Guns
  • Language/Cursing
  • Violence
Safety tools used
  • Breaks
  • Open Door
  • X, N, and O Cards
How will character creation work

Players can create a level 6 pirate using point buy. Or use a provided pre-generated character. Each character will be provided gear by their vessel including armor, weapons, and daily rations. (These options will be discussed between the player and DM in the session intro)

Players can expect

  • Combat/Tactics: Medium
  • Roleplay: High
  • Puzzles: Medium
  • Experience Level: Intermediate

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Price per player-session
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  • Duration: 2 to 3 hours
  • Number of players: 2 to 6 players
  • Experience required: Intermediate
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