moist bints lobbing scimitars is no way to form a system of rule
It's all very well the Lady of Lake making some poor sod a king, but, well, when he's not very good at it... someone has to step in, surely...
$10.00
/ Session
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Weekly / Friday - 11:00 PM UTC
Session Duration / 3–6 hours
Campaign Length / 6+ Sessions
0 / 8 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
This isn't your average King Arthur, not even as played by Graham Chapman, more like his idiot brother. Meaning lots of Barons, Dukes, and other lords, not to mention the Wizards Council and the Church, have taken full advantage and are plunging the country into civil war and chaos. And the people are quite frankly sick of it. A mostly comedic campaign with some serious themes. Rule of cool over RAW. I expect it to be role-play heavy and combat lite, but i am open to players who want to fight things more. Homebrew creations welcome for people just wanting to try things out.
Game style
Realm Building
Roleplay Heavy
Rule of Cool (RoC)
Sandbox / Open World
Meet the Game Master
5.0
(2)
Less than a year on StartPlaying
Highly rated for: Inclusive, Storytelling, Creativity
Average response time: 3 hours
Response rate: 100%
About me
Hey, I am the Alchemedian, i've been playing and DM'ing for around thirty years, a whole bunch of systems, a whole bunch of games. I love bringing characters and NPC's to life, and encouraging others to do the same. I'm descriptive with my world, my in-game politics (i'd rather leave real world politics far away from my games, please), and my combat. I use a lot of humour as well, and try not to take my games too seriously, while still being immersive and realistic, think part Excalibur part Monty Pythons Holy Grail, and you probably get Discworld, which... yeah, more Discworld. I also work with players to create backstories together that grow the characters organically, and use their backstories to build any central story around.
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Creating your character
message me, foolmcfoolhardy on Discord, and i'll send an invite to my server where you can roll 6 sets of 6x4d6 minus the highest dice in each roll (command "!r randchar") and choose the best, or just use standard array. Open to homebrew races and classes.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
message me, foolmcfoolhardy on Discord, and link to the D&D Beyond campaign https://www.dndbeyond.com/campaigns/join/7582189714975934
What Alchemedian brings to the table
I do voices, no ambient music or sound effects, lots of humour, role playing, and politicking. Rule of Cool over RAW. This is a completely homebrew world, for which i will make maps and lore
Homebrew rules
switching weapons is a full turn to put away properly whatever you are holding, or a bonus action if you drop whatever you are holding. Potions are not consumed if you take a whole action to use them. In IRL games, first person wounded makes tea/coffee
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
Computer or Mobile Device
Platforms used
Safety
How Alchemedian creates a safe table
There will be a discussion at the beginning of the game about lines and veils. breaks will be offered at semi-regular intervals. X,N, & O's can be verbal during the game, or messaged to me privately. Aftercare can be provided, either speak to me after the sessions, or message me for a private chat.
Content warnings
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