Learn to Play D&D 5e: The Great Goblin Gunk-Off

About the adventure

WELCOME TO THE GREAT GOBLIN GUNK-OFF! The throne of the Fartknocker Tribe is cold, empty, and smells faintly of wet dog. Boss Agnes is dead, flattened by a falling stalactite during her own birthday party, and according to ancient (and very messy) tradition, the next Boss must be chosen by a series of high-stakes, low-hygiene trials. You are a scrawny, ambitious, and exceptionally greasy level-one goblin rogue, and tonight is your night to shine. Or at least, your night to be slightly less squashed than the other guy. The Setting: Fartknocker Cavern Deep beneath the earth lies a warren like no other. Fartknocker Cavern is a sprawling labyrinth of damp tunnels, bioluminescent fungi, and "gently used" treasure. It is a place where a rusted spoon is a deadly weapon and a pile of bat guano is a comfortable bed. The air is thick with the smell of roasted giant rat and the sounds of echoing flatulence (which the tribe considers a sacred musical form). From the Feasting Pit to the Hall of Echoing Flatulence, every corner of this cave is designed to test your grit, your gunk, and your ability to cheat without getting caught. Who is this for: New Players: This is the perfect "Intro to D&D" experience. You don't need to know 300 pages of rules; you just need to know how to roll a d20 and act like a gremlin. Veterans: Tired of being the "Chosen One"? Come be a "No One." It’s incredibly cathartic to spend four hours worrying more about a stolen sandwich than a world-ending dragon. Fans of "Goblins": If you love Jim Henson’s Labyrinth, Gremlins, or just making squelching noises at the table, you have found your tribe. The Crown of Jaggid Rockz is waiting. Are you goblin enough to take it?