Queer Vampire Punks Kill Nazis! 🌈
The Year is 1943 -- Paris is in Flames. You are a Vampire Commando with One Objective: SLAUGHTER FASCIST SCUM and Destabilize the Nazi War Machine.
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Weekly / Monday - 3:00 AM UTC
Session Duration / 4 hours
Campaign Length / 3–10 Sessions
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About the adventure
Through an ample application of extralegal explosives, unbridled ultraviolent slaughter, salacious social subterfuge, and wanton warmongering, YOU TOO can do your part in expunging the earth of the scourge of fanatical-feebleminded-feckless-fucking-fascists! The vile vanguard has overtaken the City of Love! The ruinous Reich thinks they can act with impunity and Parisians will flounder under their facetious Führer. YOU are the solution. These jackboot thugs will lose every inch of stolen soil they've foolishly trodden upon, their blood will feed Parisian flowers and your vampiric vitality. On the 3rd Anniversary of the Nazi Occupation, the Führer, in an act of supreme audacity and egotism, has announced his unveiling of a new Nazi superweapon and believes it will win the war for his lapdog lackeys. Our Vampire Commandos will carve their way through Paris and ruin his big day. Defile his weapon and ensure that his drug-addled blood runs red through every street in Paris.
Game style
Roleplay Heavy
Combat Heavy
Meet the Game Master
5.0
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4 years on StartPlaying
1220 games hosted
Highly rated for: Storytelling, Voices, Inclusive
Average response time: 8 hours
Response rate: 100%
About me
💥 1 of the **TOP** Recommended DM's on StartPlaying! 💥 (*Most of the time*) I'm so happy you're here! Well, get ready for my edgelord backstory... Since I was young, I've always loved fantasy storytelling. Finding a passion for TTRPG's has reignited a part of me that I thought I had lost. That childlike Imagination and creativity, newly reborn into something better; more mature, closer to the heart. Above everything else, that is what I stand to offer to my players. With me, you'll be transported to amazing worlds of daring adventure, soaring joy, and sorrowful heartache. I offer an experience bathed in wonder without losing the humanity that makes stories truly great. I'm a writer/Digital Artist, so you best believe that you'll see me bring that to our games! I'm also VERY accepting of people's identities, so you can be sure to find a safe space at my table. (Unless you're a dickbag)
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Creating your character
Players will choose from 1 of 6 Pre-Generated Characters with stunning artwork and custom character sheets. Each is made special and is adaptable to the player's own creativity. While it is not against the rules to make your own original character, it's not so simple for a new player to Eat the Reich to make something themselves. For that reason, Players are discouraged from attempting to create their own.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
Players will be expected to at least loosely look over the provided Rules PDF. Having at least a surface-level understanding of the rules will help you to have the best experience possible.
What 💎Alexander Kay brings to the table
With over 5000 hours of on-the-fly improv experience and a love of quick-paced narrative-driven combat, you can expect that I'll bring you the ultraviolent pop-punk anti-fascist bloodbath that you never knew you needed. I love to use heart-pumping background music, Immersive character personalities, Intersectional awareness, inspired conceptual art, and experimental narrative techniques to craft the highest quality experience you can ever hope for. Each player will also be given custom character sheets that are sure to blow you away.
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
Headphones
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Safety
How 💎Alexander Kay creates a safe table
Upon entering the server, Players will fill out a player consent checklist. Afterward, players will be debriefed on the boundaries we will have as we tell such a violent, political, and culturally sensitive story like this. During Play, we use a traffic light system to privately set boundaries without judgement. I also think it's important to say explicitly that while we are telling a story taking place in WWII, this is NOT meant to be a story about the holocaust. Groups will speak openly about their comfort level with references to being deported or the enduring fight of the Jewish people.
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