No Grottin' Way!
Confouded 'Umies! 'At ship got roight in our way an' now ours is a hunk o' junk on one o' deir rocks! Maybe we get movin. Or maybe we just mash 'em!
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Bi-weekly / Tuesday - 1:00 AM UTC
Session Duration / 3–5 hours
Campaign Length / 10+ Sessions
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About the adventure
This campaign is one of now FOUR that take place simultaneously and will interact with each other occasionally if not frequently! "NO Grottin' Way!" follows Ork characters aboard the crashed Battlekroozer Nomnom. The Nomnom emerged from the Warp and pulled a Human ship out of its stasis and hurled both vessels into Deadalon, a Grave moon that may have more to it than just tombs... Can your warband keep it together long enough to repair the Kroozer? Or to make Waaagh!! on this little rock?! Or howz about figure out why some of the humans are actin weird... While a firm, multiple decades long follower of THE Grim Dark, rest assured that dark, gothic, grit will be the backbone of this, and the other three sister campaigns, there will also be room for a decent amount of humor, drama, intrigue, action, moral dilemmas...and mystery!! As in ALL of my campaigns, I have staple rules: Don't be afraid to run! Be as cheesy as you like but expect the same from opponents. You get as much out as you put in; so more to your character means more of their ties to the campaign.
Game style
Combat Heavy
Roleplay Heavy
Rule of Cool (RoC)
Meet the Game Master
5.0
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1 year on StartPlaying
19 games hosted
Highly rated for: Creativity, Storytelling, Rule of Cool
Average response time: Under 1 hour
Response rate: 100%
About me
One score and ten years ago, I set upon the life changing adventure that is TTRPGs! Even as a new player, the urge to tell a good story often overpowered my better judgement and I found myself begging the DM for more drama! It wouldn’t be too long before I tried my hand at GMing myself and was absolutely horrible… It would take a few campaigns before I understood the right ingredients for a good stew of adventure, but then it became difficult to find an occasion in which I could again play myself; everyone wanted me to GM! Now I’ve come to respect roleplaying games as an awareness and social preparedness tool and actually setup an intro into TTRPGs curriculum. Much like the actor Chris Pine recently expressed, I feel that TTRPGs would be a beneficial addition to schooling. However, I am here and available for a good story! Feel free to reach out with questions, including date/ time negotiations. I always have a few rules: You’ll get as much out of it as you put in! Feel free to be as cheesy as you like but expect the same in turn. Do not feel ashamed to run!
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Creating your character
Each character will start at Tier 3, regardless of Archetype. So feel free to take lower Tiers and rank 'em up! Only Orks, no third party rules, and only Archetypes from the Core book please; that is, unless you clear it with me and the rest of the group. Orks fight... In addition, more than one character may be Nobbish... Therefore, while inter-character conflict can add to the story, keep the good of the group in mind at all times! We're all in this together! Characters can either be created alone and checked over by me or we can do so together, at least in part, during Session 0. This WOULD give us time to communicate and work together for more cohesive and / or contrasting characters. Regardless, I will supply any necessary digital books.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
Discord will be used for communication at the very least. A server will be provided. Digital Books are on Dropbox. The campaign will be played on Foundry VTT and a link provided for a browser. I have already purchased Foundry and all the systems and modules to be used. Due to those facets, an internet connection is kind of a must. If you don't have internet but can use a tablet for Discord? Well, we can run it past the group to see if someone can handle your character on Foundry. Other than that? I am fairly easy. Just be accepting and communicative!
What Daxula brings to the table
As stated, I will provide digital content and virtual access. But YOU want to know what I provide by way of enjoyment! Well, my experience with THE best sci-fi mythos there is spans three decades... which can be a double edged sword. There have been many retcons. But I do try to stay on top of them. In addition, the vast portion of this campaign will be homebrew. Therefore we can be safe from too much adherence to canon. As stated prior, the feel for my campaigns are always a mix of all things one might desire from a good story with an emphasis on the dynamic of the respective backdrop. In the 42nd Milennia this means that you might picture a Guillermo Del Toro orJames Gunn feel! One moment the crew may be having a laugh with one of their own and in the next, that teammate might be impaled by a slimy tentacle!
Homebrew rules
No homebrew rules at present.
Equipment needed to play
Internet
Computer
Microphone
Platforms used
Safety
How Daxula creates a safe table
Communication. That is always going to be the focus and highest form of safety. None of us will be able to help if we do not know. Just after communication has to come acceptance. None of us should be here to Troll. The only thing that will not be accepted is nonacceptance. The great thing about roleplaying is a team of very different characters with different interests and different beliefs working for the same goal. So if someone has a concern, it will be heard, respected, discussed, and a resolution decided on. My sessions always end with us discussing integral moments of the session! Always. This is the point where players can express joys and concerns and where I can gather intel on what story aspects most move them. Now... as my campaigns also typically include a decent amount of mysteries and shock, and as death of a character is always a threat... especially in THIS setting... I don't want players to feel TOO safe and comfortable. \;) All that said and in consideration of all of the Content Warnings below... This can still be a campaign for All Ages if desired. I am a parent after all. While this list is of those things that the characters are likely to run into in this campaign, these items are not agreed upon by me in any way shape or form. They are simply obstacles that the characters will encounter in their existence. We can discuss it all in Session 0and work together to make sure that the content is appropriate for everyone involved.
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