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Itās 200 miles to Paris, we've got a bomber full of coffins, half a pack of smokes, itās just before sunset and weāre thirsty... Let's go.
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$25.00
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Details
Weekly / Thursday - 12:00 AM UTC
Session Duration / 2ā2.5 hours
Campaign Length / Up to 3 Sessions
0 / 6 Seats Filled
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About the adventure
The year is 1943. Europe is at war and the Allies are losing. Desperate times⦠Formed in secret six months ago, F.A.N.G. is the Alliesās last chance at victory. It brought together a loose-knit organization of vampires, walking corpses and morally grey wizards for one purpose: stop Hitler by any means necessary. Led by Commander Slate and supported by kick ass group of mortal staff, they have succeeded against the odds through a number of tense engagements. Now as Hitler prepares to reveal a new breed of fascist lycanthrope, a crack squadron of commandos launch their final mission: to crash-land in occupied Paris, drink all of Hitler's blood, and fatally destabilize the nazi war machine. You feelin' thirsty? ā This is a short campaign of 3 sessions. Weāll take a leisurely sightseeing tour around nazi occupied Paris as we build to our bombastic end.
Game style
Combat Heavy
Roleplay Heavy
Rule of Cool (RoC)
Theater of the Mind
Game themes
Meet the Game Master
About me
As with every profile, it's a work in progress. Most ttrpg folks have a dice kink. I have a systems kink. I have more books and systems than I'm ever going to be able to play, but I am damn sure gonna try. Here to run games I love and explore games that others do. Want me to run something particular? Let's have a conversation and figure it out.
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Creating your character
Pre-Generated Characters will be provided for this gaming experience. These pre-gens are part of the framework of the game, but allow for a lot of flexibility in storytelling. If you are an experienced player of the game, I will be open to discussing an option of creating your own character.
What to expect
Preparing for the session
Watch Heist films. Watch WW2 movies. Watch Horror films. Watch Mel Brooks 70s films and other comedic satire. We'll be using Alchemy for our VTT. Youāll need a free account and potentially need to download the app.
What Johnnie brings to the table
Iāll bring you a story filled with combat and shenanigans. We'll play with the rule of cool for maximum carnage. Oh, also the VTT.
Equipment needed to play
Computer
Headphones
Internet
Microphone
Platforms used
Safety
How Johnnie creates a safe table
Eat the Reich is a collaborative storytelling game about violence and villainy set during Nazi occupied Paris in WW2. It sends a clear message who the bad guys are and touches on some very serious topics. So we will discuss safety tools before our game session, set clear limits on where the story will not go and then do a check in after the game.
Content warnings
Safety tools used