DYKES IN SPACE!: Quest for the Big Bang Crystal
Thirsty Sword Lesbians | Campaign
About the adventure
Join the infamous crew of the starship SS Vulvapus as they embark on a thrilling, cheeky adventure to find the legendary Big Bang Crystal—an ancient artifact said to unlock unimaginable cosmic energy with a perfectly-timed release.But you’re not the only ones on the hunt: The dangerously captivating Empress Vaginara plans to harness the crystal’s resonance for her own… personal ambitions. The perpetually stiff Commander Callingia Turf wants to destroy it, claiming it’s a "threat to decency across the galaxy." And the Pink Rift Nebula? Well, let’s just say it has a way of pulling out everyone’s deepest secrets. Expect gravity-defying swordfights, smouldering rivalries, and tension you could cut with a plasma dagger. Just remember: some treasures are better left undiscovered. Or… are they? What You Can Expect: Queer Space Opera Chaos: Flirt with gorgeous foes, exchange charged glances across the bridge, and navigate star systems with questionably suggestive names. Emotional Drama with a Side of Giggles: Love triangles, messy exes, and the occasional close-quarters escape through a suspiciously narrow asteroid pass. Innuendo-Fuelled Fun: From The Lustrous Lagoon to The Tight Squeeze Maneuver, the galaxy's full of things that sound... just a little off. Player Info: No Experience Needed: New to Thirsty Sword Lesbians? No worries—I’ll guide you through it. Ideally, this adventure is for women, (no men if that's okay!), Trans ladies are more than welcome!🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Will you find the crystal, save the galaxy, and maybe steal a kiss along the way? Join us for Dykes in Space!: The Quest for the Big Bang Crystal. Prepare for an adventure that's just the right kind of... complicated. Now for me? Your Humble DM (Dyke Master)? Certified Trekkie, space lover and guaranteed lady lady lover. this will be my first time using the Thirsty Sword Lesbians system but I am very experienced with storytelling and TTRPGs going on 10+ years now. My hope is to make a game that is just all about having fun and not taking things too serious. TSL is a game system where you flirt like crazy, pretend to fall in love only to dramatically realise you cant be together and wonder if anyone here is a lesbian. (after all, your character is surrounded by straight girls right? Right???)
5.0
(15)
1 year on StartPlaying
48 games hosted
Highly rated for: Creativity, Teacher, Storytelling
Average response time: 24+ hours
Response rate: 67%
Game Master Reviews (15)
Proficiencies
Players say this GM is great at:
Creativity
Teacher
Storytelling
Gudrun Bernhards
New review
Played 3 sessions
Jen in a welcoming DM that allows for adventure, shenanigans, and makes room for the characters you play with to engage with one another. There are layers to her world-crafting, and I'm so very glad she helped me fall in love with roleplaying again. Can and WILL recommend.
Sharla
Played 18 sessions
Jen is a creative and tells a wonderful story as a DM. Escaping into the world of Jen's games has been a fantastic few hours out of my week. Highly recommend!
Nick
Played 12 sessions
Jen is a great storyteller. The world she creates is full of intrigue and and interesting places. She takes time to include every player and weave their character into the story. I have really enjoyed every session with her so far.
James
Played 23 sessions
I've now played over 10 sessions with Jen and she is a gem of DM. The world she created for our campaign is rich and full of diverse NPCs and locales that are a blast to explore and interact with. She has great narrative plot hooks for us to snag or not at our own discretion, but you can also feel the consequences (positive or negative) of our actions within the world. So far the campaign has been RP heavy with some combat and puzzles thrown in, and I find myself looking forward to each session week after week.
William
Played 4 sessions
While I am yet to play a game with Jen online, I have played with Jen IRL. Jen is an awesome story teller, really bringing the world and characters to life with deep and detailed descriptions. She is very knowledgable about the rule sets and machanics but love creative play and realism so is very open to adapting as long as players concur. She will push characters to the limit challenging them at every turn, but with sucess comes great rewards. Prepare for a thriller roller coaster of a game with action, drama, comedy and suspense.
Jessica Wilson
A lovely DM who is willing to keep up with Player shenanigans while keeping the plot moving, which is a rarer skill than you might expect.
Additional details
How to prepare
Players will need a mic, cameras are nice but not required just as I like looking at people's faces when I make reveals! Other than that there is nothing to download
What I provide
It will be on FoundryVTT, most of the game will be theatre of the mind.
Gameplay details
Session 0 will be free and we will clearly go over what is okay and what is not, we will also go over the safety tools during the session 0. Any sexual content will be fade to black
Content warnings
• Alcohol Use
• Guns
• Small Spaces (Claustrophobia)
Safety tools used
• Aftercare
• Bleed
• Breaks
• Debriefing
• Luxton Technique Discussion
• Session 0
• X, N, and O Cards
How will character creation work
Well you are a space lady! are you a pilot? the engineer? but you are a gay gal (experienced or not) and you cant help but wonder if there are any other gay ladies on this new ship you find yourself on!
Players can expect
Combat / Tactics
Low
Roleplay
High
Puzzles
Medium
Experience level
Open to all
Platforms used
• Discord
• Foundry VTT
$10.00
/ Session
Each player will be charged when a session starts.
Details
Weekly / Saturday - 12:00 PM UTC
3-4 Hour Duration
1 / 5 Seats Filled
Requirements
Experience required: Open to all
Age: 18+