DYKES IN SPACE!: Quest for the Big Bang Crystal

About the adventure

Join the infamous crew of the starship SS Vulvapus as they embark on a thrilling, cheeky adventure to find the legendary Big Bang Crystal—an ancient artifact said to unlock unimaginable cosmic energy with a perfectly-timed release.But you’re not the only ones on the hunt: The dangerously captivating Empress Vaginara plans to harness the crystal’s resonance for her own… personal ambitions. The perpetually stiff Commander Callingia Turf wants to destroy it, claiming it’s a "threat to decency across the galaxy." And the Pink Rift Nebula? Well, let’s just say it has a way of pulling out everyone’s deepest secrets. Expect gravity-defying swordfights, smouldering rivalries, and tension you could cut with a plasma dagger. Just remember: some treasures are better left undiscovered. Or… are they? What You Can Expect: Queer Space Opera Chaos: Flirt with gorgeous foes, exchange charged glances across the bridge, and navigate star systems with questionably suggestive names. Emotional Drama with a Side of Giggles: Love triangles, messy exes, and the occasional close-quarters escape through a suspiciously narrow asteroid pass. Innuendo-Fuelled Fun: From The Lustrous Lagoon to The Tight Squeeze Maneuver, the galaxy's full of things that sound... just a little off. Player Info: No Experience Needed: New to Thirsty Sword Lesbians? No worries—I’ll guide you through it. Ideally, this adventure is for women, (no men if that's okay!), Trans ladies are more than welcome!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Will you find the crystal, save the galaxy, and maybe steal a kiss along the way? Join us for Dykes in Space!: The Quest for the Big Bang Crystal. Prepare for an adventure that's just the right kind of... complicated. Now for me? Your Humble DM (Dyke Master)? Certified Trekkie, space lover and guaranteed lady lady lover. this will be my first time using the Thirsty Sword Lesbians system but I am very experienced with storytelling and TTRPGs going on 10+ years now. My hope is to make a game that is just all about having fun and not taking things too serious. TSL is a game system where you flirt like crazy, pretend to fall in love only to dramatically realise you cant be together and wonder if anyone here is a lesbian. (after all, your character is surrounded by straight girls right? Right???)