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Screwed! -[21+, RP Heavy, LGBTQ DM, NSFW Content]- "You fucked the world up now / We'll fuck it all back down"

Homebrew Game | Screwed! -[21+, RP Heavy, LGBTQ DM, NSFW Content]- "You fucked the world up now / We'll fuck it all back down"

Homebrew Game, Dungeons & Dragons 5e on Discord, D&D Beyond, Roll20

Price per player-session
You will be charged when a session starts

$40.00

Campaign Schedule

1 out of 6 seats filled

  • Wed, May 22, 2024, 4:30 AM - session 3

  • Wed, Jun 5, 2024, 4:30 AM - session 4

  • Wed, Jun 19, 2024, 4:30 AM - session 5

  • Wed, Jul 3, 2024, 4:30 AM - session 6

Timezone: UTC

Information
  • Duration: 3 to 5 hours
  • Number of players: 3 to 6 players
  • Experience required: Intermediate
  • Age: 18+
  • Recruiting notes

    Biweekly! (Apr 27 and March 26 I will be traveling, but schedule resumes after!)

    $40.00
    Price per player-session

    About the adventure

    Have you ever wanted to play the world's raunchiest D&D game, but still take it seriously? Do you love roleplay and story, but also want your characters to fuck? Do you enjoy watching others act out their intimate scenes while patiently waiting your turn? Would you like to solve encounters with an orgy? Are there intimate scenes you've fantasized about but haven't had the chance to act out? This is the game for you! The mood of the game will be akin to Janelle Monae's "Screwed," where yes there is a lot going wrong in the world! Screw it! Let's have a good time while we can and improve what we can! GAME DETAILS: -Starts at Lv 8 -High fantasy, homebrew setting -RP Heavy!!! Please come in with the intention to roleplay, not just whip your character's bits out! Both can be achieved! -Story: You are an established adventuring party! The world kind of sucks right now! An ancient evil has been released upon the world and is slowly encroaching, poisoning the land and people and turning them more and more monstrous. Whether this is bad or good is entirely up to you; some places embrace it, some reject it. There are many different factions at play trying to take advantage of the state of the world. How will you tackle the world's problems...? Or, I suppose, who do you start with..? I DO NOT TOLERATE, IN GAME OR AT THE TABLE: -racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism -hate speech, slurs -not allowing others equal spotlight ------------------------------------ And I, I, I hear the sirens calling And the bombs are falling in the streets We're all screwed And ah, ah, ah, it's your birthday, baby But I go sex crazy But I feel so screwed Sex, body We're gonna crash your party Let's get screwed I don't care You fucked the world up now We'll fuck it all back down Let's get, let's get screwed I, I don't care We'll put water in your guns We'll do it all for fun Let's get, let's get screwed See, if everything is sex Except sex, which is power You know power is just sex You screw me and I'll screw you too Everything is sex Except sex, which is power You know power is just sex Now ask yourself who's screwing you

    Professional Game Master

    Altamirage

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    LGBTQ+
    Queer
    Disabled
    Artist

    15 years as a TTRPG player

    10 years as a Game Master

    374 games hosted

    Brings DND Beyond, Roll20, Discord to the table

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    Additional Details

    How to prepare

    All you NEED is a mic. Cameras are great because I love having visuals and it makes communication easier for me, but they are not required! Rules, character creation, etc will happen Session 0. Character sheets will be managed on DnDBeyond, maps will be on Roll20, and if you want to connect the two for easy rolls then I highly rec the extension Beyond20!

    What I provide

    I provide plenty of sourcebooks to use via DnDBeyond. And visuals for the setting, drawn myself! You can also commission me to draw your character. (: I am also a dumbasswarlock myself, so please be patient with my dumbassery.

    Gameplay details

    BOUNDARIES: The most important part of this game. Because this explicitly a sexual game where we will be roleplaying intimate things, boundaries, lines, veils, etc are all crucial. We will fill forms out specific to this premise and what you do and do not want in the game, discuss the balance of story/sex we want, and we don't kinkshame but we do respect boundaries! If ANYTHING makes someone uncomfortable for ANY reason, said thing will immediately be stopped and moved past, and a break will be taken if needed. We will have consistent check-ins to make sure everyone is still comfortable during game, and of course my DMs are always open if you need to message me privately about an issue.

    Content warnings

      (none)

    Safety tools used
    • Aftercare
    • Bleed
    • Breaks
    • Debriefing
    • Lines and Veils
    • Monte Cook RPG Consent Checklist
    • Open Door
    • Session 0
    • X, N, and O Cards
    How will character creation work

    DnDBeyond will be our main sheet source, as I have lots of books and can share in campaigns. Character creation will be discussed session 0, but you're more than welcome to discuss in chat beforehand!

    Players can expect

    • Combat/Tactics: Low
    • Roleplay: High
    • Puzzles: Low
    • Experience Level: Intermediate

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